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[purple_reign]

So how do the rest of you entertain yourselves when you can't have marathon sex to pass the time? Or whatever it is you normally do to keep yourself busy, I suppose.

I should have asked this a week ago, but it would be a good idea to have some suggestions in mind if I get stuck in such an unfortunate situation again.

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[rosegroomed]

Is marathon sex all you do in your free time? That's kind of pathetic.

[purple_reign]

It's not the ONLY thing, but it is my favorite. I am a sex goddess, you know.

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[pummelgranite]

Sounds like someone isn't getting much marathon sex.

[quickfingers]

ah yes, marathon sex. The chillest of past times.
Between amazing sessions of such I fancy a good game of (Ms.) Pac-Man.

I recommend it for when orgies fail to keep you occupied

[purple_reign]

Does it have to be Ms. Pacman or will either do?

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[slightlyoffchilt]

You run the risk of people interpreting this as an invitation for marathon sex.

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[purple_reign]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[They're trying to sound light-hearted about it, but even with the divinely silken quality returned to their voice there's a sort of...half-heartedness in their tone.]

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[heckblazer]

inappropriate but oddly charming re-introduction following an attempted killing spree, whilst entirely skirting over any recent transgressions.

I'm starting to worry you learned it from watching me.

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[purple_reign]

I was going to

i did die

i didnt think you would want to hear from me

[divaricate]

maybe I'm missing something here but why not just make a post asking who's up for marathon sex, or just dial up a friend for some?

To answer your question though, I find baking to be also relaxing. Plus you have food when it's done.

[purple_reign]

I lost a great deal of my stamina for several days recently. It wasn't an option then.

Baking seems like it would make a mess... I've never been much of a cook.

[d33tached]

[What a...bizarre question.]

Is sexual intercourse typically your only source of entertainment?

[He can already tell that he's going to regret asking about this.]

[purple_reign]

Never the only one, but it is my favorite.

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[cleptes]

Does an all-nighter count as marathon sex? I've done that at least once.

[Asking the important questions.]

As for what I do to entertain myself, I drink, go out, read. Travel. Try to learn new skills.

[purple_reign]

I'd say it definitely counts. That's quite impressive for a human.

What sort of skills do you prefer?

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[dendarii]

[ Sorry, Inanna, but texting is too hard. Thanks to someone. ]

I take it you're recovered then?

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[purple_reign]

[Yeah, Inanna is still sorry about that.]

Well, my powers have.

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[knaval]

some1s feeling better

[purple_reign]

A little. I needed a break from thinking about it all.

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[ghoulking]

[ oh my god

no, no sex. ]

I work.
I also like to read a lot.

[purple_reign]

Reading is a popular answer. What are your favorite genres?

[voice, because she's an old fogey and hates texting]

[glassfall]

I... honestly can't say I've ever done that.

[Or had any sex, ever, for that matter, but hush.]

When I'm alone, I like to read.

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[purple_reign]

Being alone isn't something I'm fond of... What do you do when you're with other people?

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[thirdprogenitor]

Is sex what you consider pleasure for yourself?

[purple_reign]

It's what most people consider pleasure, myself included, but it's not for everyone.

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[nastygram]

hey bro
u know ur opening line is classic try hard
right

[purple_reign]

It wasn't meant to be a line. I really do want to know what other people do to pass the time.

[sleight_of_hand]

MARATHON SEX??!?!?!

[ Sorry, Inanna; Adachi only focused on one thing. ]

....................
How is that even sanitary?

[ Look, he has a few mental images and none of them are good. ]

[purple_reign]

A good marathon involves cleaning between partners. Or even positions if it's needed.

[neverdied]

Sleep.

[purple_reign]

I don't think sleep really counts as entertaining yourself.

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[cognitivism]

I read.

....that is quite the hobby though.

[purple_reign]

More of a profession. I should have introduced myself properly the first time we met.

I'm Inanna, The Morning and The Evening Star, Goddess of Sex, Love, Fertility, and a number of other less exciting things.

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[fehus]

fyi first visit to the network here thanks for shattering the whole creepy "in distant future-now" impression i was getting

[people sure are still.... people........]

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[fehus]

and replacing it with a more normal creepy impression, i guess.

[poreiavian]

ok so this will be a super weird question, please dont think im weird: how does sex feel like?

[like she knows she liked it when she was in her alien body, but being a human she imagines the experience would be a lot different.]

[purple_reign]

I find it's difficult to explain to someone who's never experienced it before... And, of course, it's never quite the same each time. It's important to have a good partner to get the most out of it.

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[peepeepants]

EXERCISE!

[purple_reign]

That doesn't sound entertaining at all.

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[craftpunk]

Make a bunch of androids and then do just that.

[ Or watch. You know. Whatever might tickle your fancy. ]

[purple_reign]

That's a little beyond my skill set.

...Are you alright?

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[hondoyota]

Read books, fix cars, drive cars.

Is polyamory an option? That way you have multiple options for sex or cuddling in case of emergency.

[purple_reign]

Polyamory is the only option I'm interested in. The problem I was having was a lack of stamina.

Cuddling, though. That can be every bit as pleasant.