Super-mysterious anonymous text!

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Soooooooo hypothetical question for y'all

What are your thoughts on secret identities??

I mean, we're all pretty recognizable here just because we're imPorts, yeah? If you don't really have the whole 'mild-mannered civilian' thing going for you anymore, and everyone knows that you have powers because of the imPort thing, is it worth the trouble to keep your secret identity and your regular joe identity separate?

AGAIN, I CANNOT STRESS HOW 100% HYPOTHETICAL THIS IS

consider this a thought exercise!!

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[doctopussy]

You mean when he spoke of the actions taken by his world's version of me.

There is still a likelihood that you were one of the people who responded.

[ But, admittedly, just as likely that it's one of the many people who stalks the network without always commenting, like he does. ]

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

That's just conjecture, my dude! No way to know for sure!

Do you have a whole alternate universe thing going on? Are you actually Professor Squid?

[doctopussy]

I would require more data to narrow you down to a specific individual, but to be entirely honest I don't believe it would be a suitable use of my time.

Would that be a surprise for you? It's well documented that imPorts can come from a variety worlds including variations on very similar universes.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Nah, it isn't a surprise, I just like to imagine what the costume would look like. I'm thinking there would have to be some kind of big squid-helmet headpiece involved.

[doctopussy]

I'm not one for helmets.

Right now I'm not one for costumes at all, in fact. A suit is always classic, and far less ridiculous, don't you think? That would remain the same regardless of cephalopod.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Sorry, I'm not usually pedantic, but I have to call you out on this one typo:

I think you meant to say AWESOMELY ridiculous??

[doctopussy]

No, I absolutely did not.