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[prophesiedone]

[As invulnerable as he likes to pretend to be, Anakin Skywalker is not immune to strong drink. He has engaged in a contest with a certain Valar and failed miserably. Perhaps if Melkor had told him that alcohol has no effect on him whatsoever, he would not have tried so hard to keep up.

He is paying for his ambition now as he reclines messily on Melkor’s couch, completely unconscious to the world. There are plenty of empty bottles around him and it seems all too likely that once he wakes, he is going to be very, very sick.

Maybe being comatose is a blessing in that case. At least until the nightmares find him again. They always do.]

So, uh-

[Melkor poked Anakin, not sure what to do with a sick human. He had never even seen a sick Elf before. He carefully held his phone in one hand, not sure what to do but surely other mortals would know?]

I’m not sure how to make a sick human...better. I think he’s drunk. [He picked up Anakin’s arm, trying to wiggle it to get him awake. Surely this helps.]

[The wiggling earns a deep groan and some of the furniture gives an ominous shudder. Then the previously limp man is pushing himself up quickly and looking...rather grey.]

...bathroom… [He gasps and hauls himself to his feet, running for what he hopes is the right door. If it’s not, there might be some cleaning to do. This is why Men should not drink to excess!

Melkor watched, confused but stayed where he was before looking at the camera with a smirk as Anakin ran into a bedroom instead of the bathroom. He clearly won this and at least it wasn’t his room.] Someone may want to come and heal him, I like this human and he doesn’t seem to be doing well.

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[belegurth]

[Melkor followed Anakin then, watching him throw up in someone's room. One of his housemates was going to have a wonderful surprise to come back to but he wasn't going to stop Anakin.

He wasn't put off by the smell either, orcs smelt far worse.]

Your kind is very strange. [He decided as he picked up Anakin under one arm easily as if he weighed nothing.]

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[prophesiedone]

[Oh this is absolutely disgusting. He must be dying. That is the only explanation! Anakin wipes at his mouth with his sleeve, trying to breathe evenly.]

...thanks. [He whimpers as the world moves abruptly, quickly shutting his eyes.] Don't swing me around!

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[belegurth]

Psf, you're not that fragile. [Melkor scoffed, not sure where to put a sick Anakin. The living room was littered with bottles.

He shifted Anakin under his arm as he decided to just take him to his room. He never slept anyway and he dropped Anakin on the bed as carefully as he could.]

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[fehus]

[have an incredulous looking blonde]

Like, I could? But also he could just puke some and drink a glass of water? No offense.

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[prophesiedone]

Is that all the sympathy I merit? [He heard that. Water sounds almost as disgusting as more alcohol. Almost.]

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[fehus]

Yyyyes. Sorry, it is. What did we learn about our limits, dude?

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[belegurth]

The throwing up is good then? It's amazing how much was in him.

[He learns something new every day! Look, he's not a healer, he's terrible at this.]

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[fehus]

[have a nod]

The throwing up is helping. It's getting the stomach acid and booze out of him. Did he go to a frat party or what?

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[bindsthedead]

I can heal him if needed, but I think he mostly needs to drink water and not be so foolish next time.

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[prophesiedone]

It was...a challenge. [He sounds miserable. Help?]

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[bindsthedead]

If all you've done is drink more than you should... I should be able to give you some ease.

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[belegurth]

I'm not sure how sick he is. I guess he may not have realized how much alcohol would affect him.

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[bindsthedead]

Funny, most humans have at least a vague idea, unless he's never drunk alcohol before.

[godcomplexing]

If he's drunk, just let him sober up. Oh, and be sure you position him so he doesn't choke on his vomit.

[prophesiedone]

[You have earned this face. Good job.

There will be no vomit choking!]

[godcomplexing]

[What? He's just giving good, solid advice. He has personal experience in being drunk. Take his wisdom, Anakin]

[belegurth]

Hopefully, this will make him stronger, I didn't think he would be affected so much.

[godcomplexing]

Perhaps you just need a better drinking partner.

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[am_i_a_monster]

It looks like he found a new way to deal with his trouble sleeping.

Water and rest will help. And soup if his stomach can handle it.

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[prophesiedone]

...I prefer your...harpsichord. [It wasn't really about sleeping.] We made a bet.

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[am_i_a_monster]

I could try it for your hangover if you can take listening to music right now. I'm guessing your head's hurting?

We did?

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[belegurth]

He's definitely out cold. Or was, at least.

Soup? What kind of soup?

[Not that he can cook at all.]

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[am_i_a_monster]

I suggest silkie soup.

[voice]

[carbonfrozen]

[Thankfully, Han gets the laughter out of his system before he responds. Not as thankfully, there's still a note of mirth in his tone.]

I guess he did take my advice.

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[belegurth]

[Melkor does laugh, he's not worried about Anakin hearing it.]

Yeah? He seemed to enjoy it- well, at least he did before.