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maskormenace2017-08-12 09:55 pm
prophesiedone) wrote in maskormenace2017-08-12 09:55 pm
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[As invulnerable as he likes to pretend to be, Anakin Skywalker is not immune to strong drink. He has engaged in a contest with a certain Valar and failed miserably. Perhaps if Melkor had told him that alcohol has no effect on him whatsoever, he would not have tried so hard to keep up.
He is paying for his ambition now as he reclines messily on Melkor’s couch, completely unconscious to the world. There are plenty of empty bottles around him and it seems all too likely that once he wakes, he is going to be very, very sick.
Maybe being comatose is a blessing in that case. At least until the nightmares find him again. They always do.]
So, uh-
[Melkor poked Anakin, not sure what to do with a sick human. He had never even seen a sick Elf before. He carefully held his phone in one hand, not sure what to do but surely other mortals would know?]
I’m not sure how to make a sick human...better. I think he’s drunk. [He picked up Anakin’s arm, trying to wiggle it to get him awake. Surely this helps.]
[The wiggling earns a deep groan and some of the furniture gives an ominous shudder. Then the previously limp man is pushing himself up quickly and looking...rather grey.]
...bathroom… [He gasps and hauls himself to his feet, running for what he hopes is the right door. If it’s not, there might be some cleaning to do. This is why Men should not drink to excess!
Melkor watched, confused but stayed where he was before looking at the camera with a smirk as Anakin ran into a bedroom instead of the bathroom. He clearly won this and at least it wasn’t his room.] Someone may want to come and heal him, I like this human and he doesn’t seem to be doing well.
He is paying for his ambition now as he reclines messily on Melkor’s couch, completely unconscious to the world. There are plenty of empty bottles around him and it seems all too likely that once he wakes, he is going to be very, very sick.
Maybe being comatose is a blessing in that case. At least until the nightmares find him again. They always do.]
So, uh-
[Melkor poked Anakin, not sure what to do with a sick human. He had never even seen a sick Elf before. He carefully held his phone in one hand, not sure what to do but surely other mortals would know?]
I’m not sure how to make a sick human...better. I think he’s drunk. [He picked up Anakin’s arm, trying to wiggle it to get him awake. Surely this helps.]
[The wiggling earns a deep groan and some of the furniture gives an ominous shudder. Then the previously limp man is pushing himself up quickly and looking...rather grey.]
...bathroom… [He gasps and hauls himself to his feet, running for what he hopes is the right door. If it’s not, there might be some cleaning to do. This is why Men should not drink to excess!
Melkor watched, confused but stayed where he was before looking at the camera with a smirk as Anakin ran into a bedroom instead of the bathroom. He clearly won this and at least it wasn’t his room.] Someone may want to come and heal him, I like this human and he doesn’t seem to be doing well.
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And he doesn't. He tricked me.
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[yeah, this is some funny stuff. what a sadist]
I think you wrote a check your ass couldn't cash, and he drank you until the table. Or, well, under the toilet seat, anyway.
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[...shut up.]
Yuck.
I'm on a bed. Not in the toilet.
Maybe I should move to the tub, though...
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I'd suggest moving somewhere that is easy to wipe down.
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His roommate is going to be mad.
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Well, it hasn't happened to me, but, y'know. Supportive, healing guy, doing his best, here.
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[If this happens to everyone.]
You just haven't had the right incentive.
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I don't kriffing want to see another drink in my lifetime!
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Alright, easy, calm down, I don't want to be a part of a 3D viewing experience, here.
[don't yark on the communicator my guy]
You should really try to sip some water.
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Like I enjoy that.
[His throat hurts along with his stomach.]
It'll just make me throw up again.
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...fine.
[He doesn't trust Melkor to not spike his water, so up he gets again, staggering.]
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Does this count as long-distance healing? Should I be charging a rate...? That other girl even gave a second opinion.
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It's water. Calm down.
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Yeah, thanks for bringing out all the fanfare.
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[Uh oh. Be right back. He'll spare the newcomer the sight of him retching.
It's some time before he returns, looking shaky.]
...dammit. I'm Anakin Skywalker.
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I think you're done, actually.
Magnus Chase. I wouldn't ignore a guy calling for a healer, just in case, I guess. So you're probably the first of many hungover dudes I'll be telling basic shit to.