video;

[storyseeker]

Okay, non-literal show of hands: who got included in that dating app, and did you date yourself? This is important data collection.

[No it's not.]

Okay, it isn't, but I'm still really curious and want you to tell me. Full disclosure: the Alayne Salmon character is me, and it's...not completely off-base? I do care a lot about my career, and I do like classic video games. But it also says I like bad boys...and girls...so it's not a how-to guide, either.

[Not that they need to be squeaky clean, but thaaaaat is not something she's going to talk about on the network.]

Anyway, I want to know who tried out some self-love and how well it ended. Myself and myself will be very happy together, apparently, but I lost a weekend to this game and got mixed results with Hannu Sololo, James Caligula and Bill Grimm.

Maybe I should be annoyed that the developer used our likenesses this way, but honestly, I had a lot of fun.

Comments

[video]

[storyseeker]

I don't think you can die in my route. Sorry, Alayne's route. Maybe I should date myself again and try.

[video]

[ghoulking]

I'll try "dating" you then- [ he says that awkwardly, but it's a joke of course. Kaneki is just too shy to make jokes like this and sound normal ]

what's your favorite route?

[video]

[storyseeker]

[That just makes her chuckle. She gets it.]

My roommate 'Hannu's' was pretty fun. I think it comes from knowing the person it was based on—seeing what matches and what really, really doesn't.

[video]

[ghoulking]

yeah, I think that's why this game amused me so much.

[video]

[storyseeker]

Just don't try and use game tactics to date an imPort in real life. I don't think it would go the same way.

[video]

[ghoulking]

I wouldn't dare.

And I certain it's just a game and most of these characters aren't at all close to what the real life imPorts truly are.

[video]

[storyseeker]

I hope not. They're going to have a rough time with romance if so.