video;

[storyseeker]

Okay, non-literal show of hands: who got included in that dating app, and did you date yourself? This is important data collection.

[No it's not.]

Okay, it isn't, but I'm still really curious and want you to tell me. Full disclosure: the Alayne Salmon character is me, and it's...not completely off-base? I do care a lot about my career, and I do like classic video games. But it also says I like bad boys...and girls...so it's not a how-to guide, either.

[Not that they need to be squeaky clean, but thaaaaat is not something she's going to talk about on the network.]

Anyway, I want to know who tried out some self-love and how well it ended. Myself and myself will be very happy together, apparently, but I lost a weekend to this game and got mixed results with Hannu Sololo, James Caligula and Bill Grimm.

Maybe I should be annoyed that the developer used our likenesses this way, but honestly, I had a lot of fun.

Comments

[bookkeeper]

It so is.

[storyseeker]

It is not! It's the absence of tiers.

[bookkeeper]

Elena Savage Fisher. Ouch.

[storyseeker]

That's right. I'm fine with that nickname.

[bookkeeper]

You work it so well. Of course you would be.

[storyseeker]

And don't you forget it.

[bookkeeper]

Hard not to.