cigarbribery: (although we are miles apart)
foggy nelson. ([personal profile] cigarbribery) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-09-04 08:37 am

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So, hi!

[The setting: an ice cream parlor, somewhere in Heropa. The scene: Foggy Nelson, eating ice cream, because somebody offered him free ice cream with toppings and he's broke. He gives the camera a little wave and a friendly grin.]

I'm Foggy Nelson—yeah, I know, not my idea, but I'm not changing it now—and I have some questions. Don't worry, I got the "welcome to another world, you have superpowers" speech, I just have some concerns it didn't address.

[Lots and lots of them, actually, but he'll just start with the most pressing.]

First of all, I'm a lawyer back at home. Got a law firm and a partner and even a sign for our office. [A pause, during which he looks quickly away from the camera and lets out a quiet, tired sigh like he's already missing it, then:] Of course, you don't have any reason to believe me, and I don't have any proof to back me up here. Which leads me to my first question: do my qualifications still carry over into an alternate universe? Because, man, being an insurance claim investigator is the only thing that's probably worse than being a lawyer. [He's both, so he gets to be funny about this.]

Second, I might need a crash course on imPort law. I'm pretty sure immigration law doesn't quite cover "forcibly dragged to another universe" that well, and I only got maybe a sketch of the benefits of registration when I tried to ask. [This whole registration thing honestly comes off as a little sketchy to Foggy, but he's going to keep his trap shut on that much.]

Third—does anyone here know what I mean when I say the Avengers? How about the Incident? I—just need to know.
handycapable: (by all means move at a glacial pace)

[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-06 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly! Or at least... I dunno, some sort of dossier with all our credentials and skills and licenses in it so that we won't be totally screwed if we ever wanna do anything we actually got the experience for. I mean do you know how many hours you need to put in to get a pilot's license? A lot.

[ Actually it's only 40. ]

Oh, well... that's not so bad. I'm Ray, it's nice to meet you. [ A beat, then: ] So what kind of lawyer were you?
handycapable: (this was a big get for god.)

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[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-06 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Eh. I mean, I guess? [ Maybe he's just far too used to having his privacy violated by now. ] It's not like they'd have to actually release any of it, just fast track it through directly to our employers. Or whoever.

[ ... He hasn't thought this through too deeply yet, okay. ]

Are you still gonna go for it here, then? Cuz I might need a lawyer soon and that'd actually be pretty convenient.
handycapable: (this is a business expense)

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[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-06 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
But just to clarify, no, not because I committed I crime.
handycapable: (I look like I'm on miami vice!)

[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-06 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you might still be making up your mind, I don't know! I'm sure that some of the people who ask those questions have to think it's not worth all that extra time.

[ Then, with a sigh: ]

Got run over by an ambulance...?
handycapable: (I never thought I'd miss a hand so much)

[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-08 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Good thing we all got nothing but time, then, I guess. Least for now. [ He almost laughs. ] And boy, is there ever. Lemme see, how do I...

[ It takes Ray a couple of moments to figure out how to link or embed said video, but he does so before too long. ]

Don't laugh.