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[garotted]

So I need a job. I don't do the government thing, and it seems like Magnus has been an open fucking book about who we are, so you may as well know that I'm another dead teenage Viking warrior or whatever he's been telling people.

I'm probably stronger and tougher than you are, and I'm known for kicking ass first and asking questions later, so unless interns battle to the death for their positions here, office-work is probably right out.

I'd rather work for another imPort. I don't have a specific place I'm staying, so I can go anywhere if I have to.


Also, camping supplies stores, anyone know a good one?

Comments

[fehus]

[that is just a Fact, Magnus, nothing to get excited about]

you didn't get the joke.





.....embarrassing....

[garotted]

I don't waste my time on bad jokes.

[fehus]

that is the most untrue thing you've said on this post so far.

[floor 19 is a bad joke hellscape and Magnus is the eye of the storm]

[garotted]

Fuck off? I'm as pure as the driven snow, I've never done anything wrong in my life. I definitely wouldn't lie about shitty jokes.

[fehus]

is it hot in here, or are your pants just on fire?

[garotted]

I'M on fire. As usual.

[fehus]

i made a mistake jack's singing "hot in here" now

[garotted]

Haven't you learned better by now? He's always going to sing.

[fehus]

brb duet

[garotted]

I'm going to stab you with a blunt stick and break him over my knee if you two sing in the tent.

[fehus]

[have an attached voice clip, around No deceiving, nothing up my sleeve and no teasing I need you to get up up on the dance floor! Give that man what he asking for! Magnus' voice is not terribly on-key]

jack says he takes requests

[garotted]

I'm going to destroy you both.

[fehus]

jack says he doesn't know that one

i say that's less of a request and more of a really ominous threat?