socialactivillain: (but i didn't and i wonder why)
Hartley Rathaway 🎶 Pied Piper ([personal profile] socialactivillain) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-09-08 09:34 pm

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I need a list of about 80 or 90 pet names, if anybody has any suggestions.


Alternatively, I'm taking opinions on when it's not worth it to try to name individual animals anymore, and just refer to them as a collective.
handycapable: (it sounds amazing AND like prison)

VOICE.

[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
How can you even call them pets at that point? What that sounds like is an infestation.
handycapable: (so our tragedy is your good luck.)

voice; IT'LL BE GREAT SURELY waves magic wand

[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-12 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
With those numbers, I can only assume we're talking either insects or vermin, which-- how could you not mind? I mean damn, you live like that? It sounds like something out of a nightmare!
handycapable: (consider yourself zinged)

[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-20 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That is actually a relief, given how many people Ray's already met that seem to lack even that kind of basic self-awareness. Because seriously: rats. ]

... What, seriously? Smarter? [ Asked more curiously than skeptically. There's a beat, then: ] What would you even talk about, what wines pair best with which cheeses?
handycapable: (someone please call all the ambulances)

[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-23 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well that's... actually, I don't really know what to say. Like, I can see how that could come in handy for certain things? But at the same time the idea of being spied on by a bunch of gossipy rats doesn't exactly thrill me.

[ He pauses, then adds: ]

Um, not that I'm saying you would do that. [ A beat, and subject shift: ] Why do you like rats so much, anyway?