VOICE ┼ ’cause Lennon’s on sale again

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Here's a great way to pass those free hours you don't know how to fill:

Bring me one of these posters with Persephone on it, I'll sing some lyrics right in your face. Live. If you don't know why that's totally worth it, ask someone who's been to one of my shows.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm sure enterprising individual will gather them all for sale. Probably not as thrilling as your method.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Ugh. I do not want to trawl this place's equivalent of eBay for posters that cost forty quid to ship.

... assuming that's a thing.

[slightlyoffchilt]

There's something very, very similar... ePay? Or, uPay? I can't recall, precisely. Needless to say, I am positive there are already relics alleged to be from you floating down the consumer sales pitch.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Wow. Maybe I have to check this out. Nothing fills my afternoon like looking at the garbage I'm purported to have touched.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Just don't do it soberly.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Too late.

... Why would I own this ever?

[And there's a link to this .]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh my god. They overshot the irony and buried themselves in distaste.

... That is a difficult cross to bear.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

I'm not going to justify that with a vocalized rimshot.

Oh really now, who cut their hair off and tried to pass it as mine? I realize there's been a few of me, but I'm fairly confident no one would have survived that.

[Is that the sound of some bottle opening? Yes it is.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

That's hitting saintly relic territory, isn't it? At least the perverse irony is there for enjoyment.

[But really. The connections that people claimed to have of celebrity... It was something. He couldn't help but have a little sympathy for her.]

Ah. [He heard that sound!] Better drunk than sorry, agreed.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

What's the difference between hair in a ziploc and a finger in a metal stand? Really?

This is pretty lame fun, I'm not going to lie. But it's better than sitting around and waiting for someone to bring me these posters. At least this way I can laugh at the desperate.

[slightlyoffchilt]

The desperate, the deceptive, the sordid. Arguably, the people who need your... Influence the most, no?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Look, I can make miracles, but I can't rewrite the laws of nature. The desperate will always be desperate.

[slightlyoffchilt]

So your gospel is more "call it like it is", I gather?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

I may be the Father of Lies, but the truth will always be there. I like it best when it's inconvenient.

People are, in general, terrible. Nothing I do or say changes that, they will fuck up without help. Where my part starts is with the people who won't even take the chance. Who waste their time. Do fucking something, even if it's wrong.

... that line up with my predecessors, or did they have a different opinion?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Sounds about right. [And, incidentally, he doesn't disagree.] I think you play fewer games around the message. Which is refreshing.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

What's the point of dancing around it? Some people get it, most people want to think I'm wrong, I'd rather just cut to the chase.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hm. You'll find a decent amount here who won't fit the "most people" assumption.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Really? How interesting. Of course I'll have to make that call on my own-- I figured whoever actually cares to respond to any of my postings is somebody I might have an interest in and everyone who gives it a pass is "most people".

[slightlyoffchilt]

I look forward to your judgement upon the masses.