text | 3:17 am

[pummelgranite]

ANY OF YOU duckheads EVER THINK ABOUT EATING SOME ASS AND CALMING THE FUCK DOWN

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[liverletdie]

Thought about? I do it at least once a week.

[pummelgranite]

not enough???? youre still the worse

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[fehus]

[he regrets putting a notification alert on Persephone. he really, really does]

who are cmalinng a duckhead

[he isn't cool and drunk. he's just a sleepy sheepie, with his face half-mashed into his sleeping bag]

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[pummelgranite]

not you

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[couldbebeautiful]

It's 3 AM??

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[pummelgranite]

ok.

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[reexamined]

The use of a few words in this sentence confuses me.

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[pummelgranite]

whomst'd've???

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[tauraran]

What does that even mean?

[pummelgranite]

whomst the FUCK does your har?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I want an itemized list of who qualifies as these aforementioned "duckheads".

[pummelgranite]

1. Frderick
2. Chilton

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[flightforfreedom]

It helps less than you'd think.

Who is freaking out now?

[pummelgranite]

literally who isnt?

also if it doesn't help try getting your ass eat

[onlydoubts]

It is way too early for this.

[pummelgranite]

d r i n k

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[handycapable]

In order:
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. And most importantly, why?

[pummelgranite]

more ass gets eat less people freak oiut. win-win-win

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[axeboyfriend]

not at 3am

[pummelgranite]

OK???

text YES IT'S FROM THE BLUE BEETLE, HOW LITTLE DIGNITY THIS CAPE HAS

[khajidont]

I can't believe I got a cannibalism notification for this

[slightlyoffchilt]

That is probably the worst possible interpretative outcome.

[songwrite]

[a solid Maybe tbh #problematic]

are u like
looking for someone 2?
or

[pummelgranite]

who are u???
mantles's nerd friend?
why, u looking 2?

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[pillz]

think that's supposed to have the opposite effect if you're doing it right
maybe you're extra doing it right at 3:17am right now, sweetheart

[pummelgranite]

omfg aren't you DEAD??

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[monsterdoc]

Calming down sounds like fun when you put it that way.

[pummelgranite]

No shit.

[nightmarist]

this post makes no sense

[fehus]

li ke why the word duckheads isn't caps, right?/

[trouvaille]

I think it says something really comforting that many of these duckheads definitely aren't getting laid. Like, you might be tempted to think in this Tinder age that no one has any standards any more, but you can just look around and know it isn't the case.

[pummelgranite]

Are you sure that's a good thing?

[not here]

[d33tached]

[He's not going to respond, but trust me on this: he's horrified.]

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[h2no]

GOOD POST ITS BRINGING OUT ALL THE """"""""INTERESTING""""""" PEOPLE FROM THE WOODWORK.
0/10 WOULD NOT EAT THE ASS OF ONE PERSON HERE

[pummelgranite]

Not to tell you your business or anything, but that might be why you have never once in your entire life calmed the tiniest fraction of a single fuck down. js.

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[specialise]

All the time. No good ass around :(

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[pummelgranite]

you gotta dig a little deeper

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[sleight_of_hand]

All the time.

[ He couldn't help it. He had to answer this. ]

Your autocorrect is a killjoy though.

[pummelgranite]

every plucking day

Text - an actual civilized hour because old men need their sleep

[dun_moch]

I beg your pardon. Are you quite all right, Persephone?

[pummelgranite]

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DELETE THIS COMMENT?

[exceptionalthief]

Being on the receiving end would achieve that goal more readily.

[Just saying.]

[pummelgranite]

You sound high-maintenance.

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[knaval]

u didnt ask to eat mine????
why do i even HAVE a human ass
fuck u friendship over

[pummelgranite]

we literally did talk about this.
you were shitfaced and kept saying "asshole more like gasshole"

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[itcanwait]

i...honestly had no idea what to expect when i searched

[pummelgranite]

Consider yourself learned.

[hashtagtwinning]

There are definitely better things to eat. Wouldn't you agree?

[ Such as Blossom-brand maple syrup! Obviously. ]

[pummelgranite]

not for this crowd