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[quickfingers]

[This video is primarily a response to the slander that just occurred in response to one man expressing a love for a blessed holiday treat. This injustice will not go uncorrected if Peter has anything to say about that. Or well, at least it won't go without a petty filmed response - one filmed in the X-Haus livingroom guru unboxing style.

Peter sets the camera up, stepping back to silently gesture at a large cardboard box he's set down on the coffee table. Using a utility knife he cuts open the tape, parting the flaps and revealing the contents within. Like a sea of orange, white and yellow gold - he holds up a handful and lets the delicate kernels slip through his fingertips with a solid and surveying look and a nod of appreciation.

He then sits down on the couch, pulls both the table and box toward him, and with his eyes dead-set into the camera lens proceeds to eat a handful of candy corn. Thus begins the most Halloween themed mukbang this network has ever or will ever again likely see. He keeps eating. There's no end in sight. And he's going to live stream every last second in beautiful, crisp technicolor.

You can't stop this, nonbelievers. You can't do a single thing to stop this.]

Don't you just freaking love getting in the Halloween spirit? I know I do.

Comments

[d33tached]

[Peter...]

What in the world are you doing?

[quickfingers]

[He frowns and has to shuffle a lot of shit around to respond, eating with one hand and typing with the other.]

proving a point, D. Proving an important point

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[infomodder]

[Peter will find a picture attached of his tiny girlfriend doggo wearing a Goddamn pumpkin costume.

She loves the Halloween spirit, too, bae~]

[quickfingers]

10/10. 11/10 actually.

Nice to see some people feeling pawsitive about holiday traditions

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[jeaniegrey]

[ she shouldn't entertain this but.. ]

If a monster has 40 pieces of candy corn and eats 33 of them what does he have?

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[fehus]

orange throw up later.

[quickfingers]

if you're suggesting I'm a monster that should read more like 4401 pieces of candy corn

but alright, I'm biting: what does he have

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[fehus]

@yahooanswers
how do i block inappropriate and frankly revolting content on the network? thanks, i love you.

@police
arrest peter maximoff immediately for crimes against halloween. thanks, i love you.

[quickfingers]

you can save the internet from revolting content by no longer accessing it and sparing the rest of us your lies

you're just mad I love halloween more than you do and am willing to show it

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[admemoriam]

[In response, this weirdo just links a meme. He's too busy laughing appreciatively at the beauty of this broadcast to give any other answer.]

[quickfingers]

remember a vote for candy corn is a vote in the right direction

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[fehus]

noah, am i spooky?

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[divaricate]

[Wanda's unimpressed and still grumpy face pops up.]

That shit's good but do not throw up on any of my shit when you regret eating that much of that shit later.

[also pls save some candy corn for her.......but she ain't saying that.]

[quickfingers]

[Hello sister he's still not sure if he's fighting with but isn't above throwing candy corn at at if they get into it again.]

I won't regret this - nor am I gonna hurl because this is the most amazing thing I've decided to do in my life. It's a matter of pacing and commitment. But I won't say puking in your shoes isn't currently tempting.

[Video]

[itcanwait]

I started something, didn't I?

I'm not sorry?

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[knaval]

Tailgate, what did you doooo!?

[quickfingers]

No, and don't feel bad about this. They know what they did.

[He lets more candycorn fall through his fingers.] You were just an innocent bystander who definitely needs to try candy corn. When you do, you tell me whose side you're on. I know you're gonna like it so I'm gonna say you'll be on the right side.

[ghoulking]

You know you'll get sick eating it like that, right?

[quickfingers]

You sound like my mom here, Ken. Have a little more faith in my abilities of ingestion.

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[knaval]

I want to die looking at that. I hate this video, thanks.

[quickfingers]

You're just jealous? It's delicious.

[He tosses candy corn in the air for effect. It's actually losing flavor the more he gnaws on it.]

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[hellrisen02]

Looks like a good time. I guess none of that's for the trick-or-treaters, huh?

[quickfingers]

They can get their own, this is all mine. They can have those weird caramel things nobody eats.

You're team candy corn, then - right? I owe you a high five, bro.

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[rekt]

What the hell is that and what the double hell is the Halloween spirit? [ murphy looking at his screen with knit brows and a wrinkle to his nose. ]

It looks irradiated. Pretty sure food's not supposed to be that color.

[quickfingers]

Hey Space Boy, did you not celebrate the coolest holiday? We're gonna need some PSA adverts or something to get all of you up to speed. [His eating of candy corn has slowed, but remains steady at a few kernels at a time. And yes, he's gonna keep talking all the way through chewing.

He points at the box.] Candy corn. Spooky, delicious and festively colored. You haven't lived 'til you try it.

[magneticxman]

[enjoy this video of Lorna laughing]

This conversation is amazing. Are you guys doing anything for Halloween? I promised someone I'd give them a special treat if they came to my house, but other than that I have no plans

[quickfingers]

uh first off why did you have to tell me that

secondly, not sure - parties seem the way to go in october?

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[onlydoubts]

You're going to eat all of that.

[ ... ]

What is it?

[quickfingers]

Hell yeah I am, or I will go down like a bitch trying. [But really, he's got faith - he's made some decent progress.]

It's candy corn, Earth's best holiday treat for Halloween. Some people hate on it but they just can't understand it and how refined it is. Those plebes.

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[bespin]

What in the stars are you eating?

[quickfingers]

[Peter holds up a little kernel.] Candy corn.

Corn shaped candy, not actual corn - the best candy of the holiday [his claims have escalated in defense, he's really still a snickers and marsbar guy but whatever,] and pure sugary gold. You should try it, I give it a high reputation. Only cool people like it. Be cool.