hardedged: (and trophy wives)
jessica "sad wrecking ball" jones ([personal profile] hardedged) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-10-01 01:52 pm

005 | video 🍻 two hot messes for the price of one

[ As the video feed starts, there's some quick, unstable shaking of the camera, panning around the room to reveal a dimly lit dive bar. After a moment, it finally focuses on two intoxicated women making the healthiest of life choices β€” Sarah Manning and Jessica Jones. They certainly didn't arrive here together, but after a drinking contest gone wrong, they're inseparable now. ]

Shit. [ Jess mumbles, her gaze barely focusing on the camera. ] Sobriety sucks. So does this dump. Stuck here for a goddamn year, and you dumbasses still can't find a way out.

Andβ€”and what's with all the complacency? [ Sarah points to the camera and, presumably, whoever is watching on the other end. ] Everybody's so bloody happy here.

Like morons. [ Wake up, sheeple. Jess stops her ranting, only for a moment, to take yet another swig of hard liquor. Apparently, she hasn't consumed enough. ] Jesus Christ.

My sister... [ Sarah laughs, but it's a kind of disbelieving laugh, and then she takes a swig of her own drink. ] My sister got married. To someone from another universe. Married.

The hell? [ Her brow furrows, matching Sarah's incredulous expression. If she was slightly less wasted, Jessica would be able to process this revelation better. ] Sarissa?

No, Cosima. [ She sighs and tips back her drink, draining the rest of it. ] Sarissa's got enough shit going on even without adding a wedding.

[ Oh right. God, there are so many clones, she can't keep track anymore. ] Yeah well, don't we all. [ Brushing off the subject, and the hidden layers of guilt and self-loathing beneath it, Jess leans back in her seat. She lifts her almost empty glass in a mock toast. ] Getting hitched here's a death sentence. Congrats to the happy couple.

Yeah, cheers. [ Sarah refills her glass before sloshing a little toast back towards Jess, then towards the camera. ] And cheers to all of you. It's not gonna last.

[ Amen to that. ] Never fucking does. [ Jess drains the rest of her glass in an instant, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. With one more angry glare at the camera, she reaches out to turn the device off. What a good idea this clearly was. ]
cigarbribery: (oh no; darling; no wind no rain)

video;

[personal profile] cigarbribery 2017-10-02 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Sarah's slightly nicer about it, at least? So Foggy's a little softer when he replies to her:]

Yeah, it's fine. I can throw my own pity party, it's not a big deal. [A pause.] Aren't you worried your sister's gonna see this, though?
coppelganger: (everything is weird)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I thought so.
divaricate: sways @ dw (age of ultron ● 009)

[personal profile] divaricate 2017-10-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
just ask for a really big glass. [that's....totally how that works yes.]
morethan084: (snark)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-10-02 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I am.

[Wow. Rude much?]

Maybe you should stop drinking.
cigarbribery: no no baby (or winters cold can stop me baby)

[personal profile] cigarbribery 2017-10-02 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Do I have to be a cop to ask questions now? Because the pay's worse than mine. [He's exaggerating, he barely gets paid at all. At least cops have a steady salary.] And I wouldn't care, usually, except now it's completely public and I am morbidly fascinated.
morethan084: (sass)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-10-02 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Says the person who literally just turned on video to put her business out there for everyone to hear.
Edited 2017-10-02 02:23 (UTC)
coppelganger: (every little counts)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sarah raises her voice, more than necessary. Sarissa can't see it, but people in the bar are looking over, wondering what's going on. ]

I'm not talking shit on you! Jesus!
morethan084: (sarcastic)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-10-02 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I guess it didn't come with the ability for you to keep this off the network either.
magnitudes: (Default)

[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-10-02 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
No? "Sarissa's got enough shit going on even without adding a wedding"? What's that, then? Taking a dig at all the shit that's gone one with me since I got here, or taking a dig at the fact that my engagement fell apart before we got to the wedding day?

( She sighs, and shakes her head. )

Forget it.
morethan084: (disapproval)

Private video

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-10-02 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Quit while you're ahead.

Not that I took my own advice on that one.
infomodder: good thing i'm not real fbi i can toke it up as much as i want don't be jelly (did you say mandatory drug test)

voice;

[personal profile] infomodder 2017-10-02 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't realize there were enough of us who married here to have any sort of data about what that can do to imPorts.

[he's actually curious if there are tons of people getting married and he just didn't notice]
cigarbribery: (although we are miles apart)

Private video

[personal profile] cigarbribery 2017-10-02 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Shame on you. [Not really.]

I'm going to throw my own pity party. Wanna come join me? I promise we'll just drink and cry without posting to the network.
morethan084: (snark)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-10-02 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm kind of over crying, but, I won't say no to a drink. If you're buying anyway.
infomodder: this world is damned (verger babies)

[personal profile] infomodder 2017-10-02 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[A long pause.]

So you're working with assumption instead of fact.
morethan084: (thatsstupid)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-10-02 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. Now I've got none, you mind if I borrow some of yours?

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