hardedged: (and trophy wives)
jessica "sad wrecking ball" jones ([personal profile] hardedged) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-10-01 01:52 pm

005 | video 🍻 two hot messes for the price of one

[ As the video feed starts, there's some quick, unstable shaking of the camera, panning around the room to reveal a dimly lit dive bar. After a moment, it finally focuses on two intoxicated women making the healthiest of life choices — Sarah Manning and Jessica Jones. They certainly didn't arrive here together, but after a drinking contest gone wrong, they're inseparable now. ]

Shit. [ Jess mumbles, her gaze barely focusing on the camera. ] Sobriety sucks. So does this dump. Stuck here for a goddamn year, and you dumbasses still can't find a way out.

And—and what's with all the complacency? [ Sarah points to the camera and, presumably, whoever is watching on the other end. ] Everybody's so bloody happy here.

Like morons. [ Wake up, sheeple. Jess stops her ranting, only for a moment, to take yet another swig of hard liquor. Apparently, she hasn't consumed enough. ] Jesus Christ.

My sister... [ Sarah laughs, but it's a kind of disbelieving laugh, and then she takes a swig of her own drink. ] My sister got married. To someone from another universe. Married.

The hell? [ Her brow furrows, matching Sarah's incredulous expression. If she was slightly less wasted, Jessica would be able to process this revelation better. ] Sarissa?

No, Cosima. [ She sighs and tips back her drink, draining the rest of it. ] Sarissa's got enough shit going on even without adding a wedding.

[ Oh right. God, there are so many clones, she can't keep track anymore. ] Yeah well, don't we all. [ Brushing off the subject, and the hidden layers of guilt and self-loathing beneath it, Jess leans back in her seat. She lifts her almost empty glass in a mock toast. ] Getting hitched here's a death sentence. Congrats to the happy couple.

Yeah, cheers. [ Sarah refills her glass before sloshing a little toast back towards Jess, then towards the camera. ] And cheers to all of you. It's not gonna last.

[ Amen to that. ] Never fucking does. [ Jess drains the rest of her glass in an instant, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. With one more angry glare at the camera, she reaches out to turn the device off. What a good idea this clearly was. ]
khajidont: (Jaime - sheepish)

[personal profile] khajidont 2017-10-16 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. Who knows you better than family?
coppelganger: (drug-stabbing time)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-18 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
She thinks I'm better than I am.
khajidont: (Jaime - what and what now)

[personal profile] khajidont 2017-10-19 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. And why's that?
coppelganger: (temptation)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-20 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Dunno. You'd have to ask her, eh?
khajidont: (Jaime - Talking)

[personal profile] khajidont 2017-10-20 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't have to; I already know what she'll say.

[ Jaime shrugs. ] She's not stupid. [ Well. Usually. ] She'd say so because that's the you she knows. That's not good for nothing.
coppelganger: (safe european home)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-22 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's because she's too optimistic about people.
khajidont: (Jaime - Mild)

[personal profile] khajidont 2017-10-23 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You say that, but you were the one to drive her to the hospital when she needed it. And don't you live with her and her, like, menagerie?