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[jojoceanman]

I've been trying to find ways to relax. I'm not really any good at it. Just came back from being at sea for two weeks, isolated from society. It was extremely pleasant.

[ and around this point there some links to show photographs he had taken. all very pleasant... if you ignore the starfish eating a fish at the end. ]

Now I'm back and I find myself lost in society and its stresses. I work 12 hour days and sleep about 6 to 7. Research is my only outlet, my field being in Marine Biology. That and watching too much true crime dramas, but watching serials about betrayal and murder might not be a healthy way of de-stressing. Allegedly.

So I'm fielding suggestions. I'm sure you're all a very calm and collected bunch who can be of help.

[ ... ]

On an unrelated note: fish don't smoke. And never will. Evolution doesn't work that way.

[ callout because that's just one of his recent stresses. ]

Comments

[tropism]

Or better yet: will you let me fall into it by myself?

That's a funny question, which I'm pretty sure you've already answered before.

[jojoceanman]

Yes. I will and am letting you fall into it alone. Enjoy your absurdities.

[tropism]

That's cruel. I hope you enjoy me coming back in season 5 in order to remind you of your failures.

[jojoceanman]

They will never produce season 5 so long as you're the star.

[tropism]

That kind of optimism will propel me to the top of the charts. I will remember you when I become famous.

[jojoceanman]

I'll skip season 5 and wait for 6.

[tropism]

I will dedicate episodes to you. You love being surrounded by legions of fangirls, right? I'll tell them to drop by your bar.

[jojoceanman]

[ this is like the third time im typing that he's ignoring giorno but he really fucking means it. ]