anon text - blocked from matt WHAT TIME IS IT?? RELATIONSHIP DRAMA TIME

[h2no]

what do u do when u fuck up so bad u hurt the person you love??? and they might not come back to u and things might not be the same ever again
like htheyll still talk 2 you but u know its the [mamoswine?? no that'll give him away... what the hell are they normally called??] large animal in the room that ur not even smart enough to talk abt properly
and that mayb talking inst the way forward

this is very self pitying and dumb I KNOW but im at wits end here fellow imports
i dont know what ill do i f i loose em forever

Comments

[deadtective]

Dude, he's already priming up for the big dump. Might as well leave with some dignity here.

[h2no]

its not that simple

[deadtective]

Because you don't want it to be. You're fucked, man. It's done.

[h2no]

im not going into detila because that would defteat the point of being anon but TRUST ME
IT IS
REALLY NOT THAT SIMPLE
to sound like every 16 year old ever: what we had was............ special

[deadtective]

Yeah, I'm sure it was a fucking chick flick waiting to happen. Even special shit dies, especially when you kick it in the ribs long enough.

[h2no]

well regardless i'm getting mixed fufcking signals from him regardless
he wants to talk about our fuck up but then i bring it up and he ignores it and changes the subject??
the fuck do i do

[deadtective]

Yeah, see, that right there? He wants to break shit off but he keeps chickening out every time he's actually gotta commit to it. Happens alllll the time.

You either gotta bite the bullet yourself or just let him fuck off for a while. Gonna be the same result in the end, only difference is how much time you get to pretend you're still together.

[h2no]

[about 20 minutes later, and pathetically:]

i dont want to let it go

[deadtective]

Too late for that. All you get to pick now is whether you want a restraining order or not.

[h2no]

[...would that actually happen?]

fucking god okay you made your point

[deadtective]

[shit if she knows, she's never been convicted.]

Fucking hope so. Nothing's more embarrassing than an asshole who can't read the signs.

[h2no]

[he doesn't reply because the idea of this is VERY NOT TUBULAR and he's gonna go lay on the floor and wish he was dead nice nice cool good]

[deadtective]

[she waits long enough to ascertain that he's now too sad to continue replying before leaving him with her parting comment.]

Good luck forgetting all those important anniversaries without crying.

[h2no]

FUCK OFF HOLY SHIT

[deadtective]

Oh, too late? Well, at least you probably didn't have any special activities you did together that you'll never be able to do again...

[h2no]

[archie wants to scream (and does, as a matter of fact) and lash out at her, maybe comment that her shitty attitude has come about from that marriage of hers, be really fucking nasty.

but he doesn't. once he's done screaming into a pillow, archie kind of knows this is just how hazel is - even if he hasn't seen her for months. he knows that's not the way to go, even though he's being baited. she's just a shitty teenager and he's acting like a shitty pre-teen. what did he expect?]

who hurt you

[deadtective]

Which year?

[h2no]

this year dumbass

[deadtective]

I think I might hit the character limit on that one...

[h2no]

try me
we can be obnoxious brat shitheads and compare notes on how we're suffering

[deadtective]

Doubt you can top eldritch horrors from beyond the stars, honestly.

[h2no]

oh please that's small time

[deadtective]

Someone's never seen what it takes to summon the big guys.

[h2no]

a world ending event, maybe?
because i know that

[deadtective]

Try several hundred years of blood sacrifice and a still-living dude's face impaled on a magic receptor.