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[kegflipped]

welp. guess what i never want to do again?

(if you guessed going into space on a shuttle hijacked by evil russian dudes, congratulations. you're right. good job.)

since space travel's out and regular travel was never in, i need more stuff to occupy my summer. i'm running dangerously low on fun and whimsy. i'm just fixing cars every day in between events that are apparently just going to end horribly every time.

suggestions? i'm willing to stoop to arts and crafts at this rate.

how y'all feel about paracord bracelets?

Comments

[kegflipped]

good point.

what about really nice cakes, tho?

[glitterateur]

i didn't even think about cake art!!

maybe it's okay to eat art if you take a picture of it first?

and the art is made of mostly sugar

[kegflipped]

so like. yes to cake and no to bacon houses?

[glitterateur]

a bacon house doesn't count as fine art! that's more like bacon woodworking. but a mona lisa made of bacon would count and no you couldn't eat that

cake mona lisa = edible

bacon mona lisa = not edible

[kegflipped]

you need to write all of these down, like, yesterday. this is information people need to know.

[glitterateur]

i HAVE been thinking about doing some video guides on important topics!! like public service announcements that cover real issues like stickers and glitter

[kegflipped]

truly you are the hero this world needs.

[glitterateur]

awww, thank you!! it's nice to be appreciated

[kegflipped]

no problemo. i just speak the truth.

[glitterateur]

you are wise.

and if you really can't find anything fun or whimsical to do you can always help with my guides! or just come over and i can show you how to do crafts and stuff or you can play with my pigs.

[kegflipped]

pigs?

[glitterateur]

pigs!! i have five. they're very friendly.

[kegflipped]

that's cool. pigs can be pretty adorable.

[glitterateur]

they're more than adorable!! they're perfect and superpowered AND adorable

[kegflipped]

wait. the PIGS have superpowers?

[glitterateur]

yeah!! they can turn into stuff if i ask them. it's the coolest

[kegflipped]

whaaaaaat? that IS awesome!

i have a friend who has raccoons but i don't think they turn into things. they just do her bidding.

[glitterateur]

neat!! raccoons are pretty tough. i wouldn't want to mess with them. they basically have hands!!

[kegflipped]

they do. they're kinda unsettling.

[glitterateur]

they're like tiny people except they're furry and have tails!

and sometimes they have rabies.

[kegflipped]

yep. completely out of line.