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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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none since moving here.

had 1 back home.

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Then how many are you planning on getting?

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why do you think i'm fucking asking this question in the first place

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If I said three, then what?

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seems reasonable

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Five?

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also reasonable

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Ten.

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fucking reasonable

and now un: k-2so

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That's not reasonable at all. What's the point in asking if you think any amount is a reasonable amount?

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oh it's you

great

that's why i asked. because 10 seems fucking reasonable. would've figured a fucking robot would get basic things like this.

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And I'm telling you it isn't. Ten is not reasonable. Neither is five. Three is getting there, but still a borderline ridiculous amount.

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it would be to a robot.

i mean, can't you just like morph yourself into a bike or something

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It's an unreasonable amount to anyone, organic or synthetic. No one needs that many motorcycles.

And no, I can't, and I have no idea where you got that idea from.

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most people are too scared shitless to get on one, that's why. and it's fucking dumb.

also that sucks. seems like a pretty cool ability to have.

i met another robot who could do shit like that.

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Even among most motorcycle owners, I would bet that they would find the ownership of more than three motorcycles unnecessary.

What other robot?

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threatened to throw me into space or some shit. wouldn't stop talking about how i didn't care for like, weeks.

there's a dude jay leno in my universe who owns like fucking 40 cars or whatever. that shit is unnecessary. three bikes? not so bad

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Sounds like Riptide.

I agreed that three was not so bad, just borderline ridiculous.

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sounds right

got a feeling you think most human shit is ridiculous

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Your feeling is correct, and you know I'm not wrong.

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never said you were

probably the 1 thing we completely agree on

humans suck

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Yes, we ought to just have robots run everything. That way, no one has an improper amount of motorcycles.

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fuck you

no such thing as an improper amount unless someone's letting them rust and rot

like a stupid robot

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So, verifying: humans suck, but robots are also stupid?

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some of them yeah