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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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[marriedmedium]

That depends! Are you riding by yourself or with a paramour?

[pop_of_color]

the fuck is a paramour?

[marriedmedium]

A lover! A spouse. Another half. The one with whom you'd like to take long rides on a bicycle built for two. All of the above!

[pop_of_color]

gross i hate all of those words and sayings

but uh

yeah she's into bikes i think though i'd be happy to ride solo too

[marriedmedium]

Then I think three bicycles are a bare minimum! One for you, one for her, and one in case you encounter mechanical difficulties!

[pop_of_color]

okay i dig the way you think

you make a whole lotta fucking sense

[marriedmedium]

Of course I do! You can trust the name 'Sadie Doyle' when it comes to expertise in love!

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sadie doyle. sounds like a made up name but i dig it

[marriedmedium]

It's the one my dear mother and father gave me, darling! If you don't think it's real, you'll have to take it up with them! Of course, 'Doyle' is my married name. I got that from my husband Frank!

[pop_of_color]

nah just sounds like an alias. a good one.

[marriedmedium]

Well, thank you! Are you an expert on aliases? Does that mean you're a dastardly criminal?

[pop_of_color]

yes and no

i was a cop before i wound up here and a damned good one.

[marriedmedium]

Oh my, I wouldn't have guessed! What's your favorite crime to solve?

[pop_of_color]

grisly murders are pretty tight or the ones that have a good chase

[marriedmedium]

I've known several victims of grisly murders! I'm sure yours were very appreciative that you caught their killers.

[pop_of_color]

.. you sound real cheery to have known 'several' people who were murdered

[marriedmedium]

Just because they were dead when we met doesn't mean I can't be glad to meet them! Most of them were lovely people.

[pop_of_color]

they were .. already dead? what, zombies?

[marriedmedium]

Sometimes! More often ghosts, though. And sometimes vampires, although becoming a vampire doesn't involve dying so much as it does making a lifestyle transition!

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uh

idk what to do with this info

what's the weirdest shit they ever said

[marriedmedium]

That's a difficult question. I've met so many! It might be the rather loquacious specter who insisted he knew "the inside story" of some president's assassination. He wanted my husband and I to
tell the truth to the world, but to be honest had some excellent tequila and couldn't remember it the next morning!

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you're a fucking trip

i dig it

[marriedmedium]

And you're positively charming as well, darling!

[pop_of_color]

.... no one's ever said that about me.

ever.

[marriedmedium]

Then you don't know very many observant people!