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[pop_of_color]

how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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[pop_of_color]

ok that's enough let's not butcher it completely

lame but ok

do you ride bikes?

MY INBOX SENT THIS TO SPAM BC THERES SPANISH IN THE TAGS..... FUCK U, GMAIL

[fehus]

i've ridden A bike. like a bike bike with a bell.

i've ridden more eight legged horses and lisa frank unicorns than anything else in the last year.

THAT'S RACIST

[pop_of_color]

what in the fuck are you talking about

lisa frank makes all that colorful shit right

Re: THAT'S RACIST

[fehus]

yeah.

i'm saying i've ridden bicycles and ponies but not big badass harleys.

[pop_of_color]

lame

i'll teach you spanish while teaching you how to ride an actual bike

the good kind

[fehus]

it's not lame. i've ridden a fucking unicorn, that's awesome.

i'm not that great at multitasking?

[pop_of_color]

wait like a real unicorn? not a horse with a tube taped to its head?

i'm gonna tell you how to ride the bike in spanish so you better learn

[fehus]

sort of a real unicorn. i'm dating a shapeshifter? it's actually how i get into town.

how do you say "dangerous" in spanish

[pop_of_color]

so by riding you mean boning

peligroso. roll the r. the i is said like an e. pel-ee-grrrro-so.

[fehus]

no!/ i mean riding.

muy peligroso, señora

[pop_of_color]

so .. boning. you mean literal riding? that's fucked up man

si, pero no es una problema porque te ayudaré y no te dejaré morir.

also i'm unmarried. it's senñorita.

[fehus]

i'm 17 and dead and don't have to have conversations with adults on the internet about boning or my boyfriend

"yes, the puppy isn't a problem because you i will water and the dinner will not die."

can i call you maestra instead? it's weird to identify women by their marriage status.

[pop_of_color]

ok whatever dude i can respect that

what no. perro = dog, pero = but. te ayudarê = i will help you. no te dejaré morir = i will not let you die.

you can just call me by my name. maestra's weird.