majorlyugh: (smiley . what a pig)
Major Nathaniel Lilywhite ([personal profile] majorlyugh) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-10-10 06:12 pm

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[The video feed cuts in with Major blowing a noisemaker.] I'm happy to announce that Dawn of the Delts, my new gym made by imPorts, for imPorts, is officially open for business! [He throws a handful of confetti. It's anti-climactic, despite his best intentions.] Huh. I thought that I was going to be a nicer touch than it was.

Anyway, it's located in downtown Maurtia Falls, only a few blocks away from the government housing. There are your general machines, what you'd expect to find in a gym - with a twist to rival M. Night Shyamalan!

For all you speed demons out there, you'll find treadmills that can match those super-human speeds with ease. For all you Hulks and Hulk-like folks, you'll find dumbbells and barbells with weights that'll actually challenge you and help you bulk up (like you need to!). For the telekinetics a la Charmed, you'll find obstacle courses and other kinds of puzzles to help you hone your craft and mental control.

I'm always looking to expand, modify, and customize, so if there's something in particular you wanna see at Dawn of the Delts, please let me know. I'll do my best to fulfill your request. We also offer personal training, though it's the boring, ordinary kind for now. [Another toot on the noisemaker.] I hope to see you there!

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OOC: Assume that if your character had replied to Major's last network post about hiring folks for his gym, your character has since received an application and has been approved to work there! If you'd like this to be your character's job, please update in Housing/Jobs and on the Player Business spreadsheet, where there is an entry for DotD already.
driftsintobuffetline: (well yeah you could do that)

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[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-10-10 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Offer any self defense classes? Not that I need them, but you know, ideas...
driftsintobuffetline: (look I have a crazy idea)

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[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-10-10 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
One of my doctorates is in great ideas, let's be real.

You'll keep me updated if and when you add those classes? So I can, uh, inform a friend?

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legionnaires: (vld 141)

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[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-10-11 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
I see you got the equipment. I'll probably drop by in a couple of days to check it out and figure out a schedule.

I was thinking about a basic self defense class. For beginners.
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[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-10-11 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't wait to see it.

Seriously? I guess I have good. I know someone else who might be interested in it as well, so I'll get together a schedule.

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[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-10-11 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
So did you make the pimp machine?
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[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-10-12 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
At the very least, they're more terrible. [She laughs.] I'm not sure it would really add what your gym needs, though. Unless you're looking for a conversation piece.

[Slightly appalled conversation.]
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[personal profile] dreadinquisitor 2017-10-11 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have an archery range?

Barring that targets of any kind?

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functusofficio: (n: and i like it)

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[personal profile] functusofficio 2017-10-11 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's certainly a name.

Perhaps I'll add self defense lessons to the cooking lessons I already owe you for.

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fehus: ✺ fehus. (i've got my love stuck in my head.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2017-10-12 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray, fitness.

Um, thanks again for the part-timer. Until you get a real medic, at least.
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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-10-12 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations for your business, Major.

It's nice that you thought of imports too.

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[personal profile] drivesadesk 2017-10-13 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome! I'll stop by sometime soon.

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cannotrest: (governments)

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[personal profile] cannotrest 2017-10-13 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Physically I'm what you'd probably call "boring and ordinary" [says the buff woman with the glowing skin making the camera go in and out of focus], but do you need anyone else for personal training or those self defense classes people asked for? I'm an Alliance Marine - I've been doing hand-to-hand since I was a kid.

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wearmyface: (PB - I'm listening)

Voice, Decepticon encoding. /late?

[personal profile] wearmyface 2017-10-14 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Let's be real. Vos probably accepted any job at DotD -weekend work at least- purely because it'd give the Autobot's conniptions. With death Not Sticking, mindscrewing the Autobots is the next best thing.]

I'll check it out soon. [The downside to looking up organic -human- bodies on the internet: knowing how to maintain them.] What are the opening times?

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[personal profile] nicetouch 2017-10-15 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Spooky doesn't even bother to hide his utter delight at the noisemaker and confetti coupled with some seriously cool news. ]

Dude! That's awesome. Congratulations on getting it up and running. How long did it take you to set up shop?

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