Major Nathaniel Lilywhite (
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[The video feed cuts in with Major blowing a noisemaker.] I'm happy to announce that Dawn of the Delts, my new gym made by imPorts, for imPorts, is officially open for business! [He throws a handful of confetti. It's anti-climactic, despite his best intentions.] Huh. I thought that I was going to be a nicer touch than it was.
Anyway, it's located in downtown Maurtia Falls, only a few blocks away from the government housing. There are your general machines, what you'd expect to find in a gym - with a twist to rival M. Night Shyamalan!
For all you speed demons out there, you'll find treadmills that can match those super-human speeds with ease. For all you Hulks and Hulk-like folks, you'll find dumbbells and barbells with weights that'll actually challenge you and help you bulk up (like you need to!). For the telekinetics a la Charmed, you'll find obstacle courses and other kinds of puzzles to help you hone your craft and mental control.
I'm always looking to expand, modify, and customize, so if there's something in particular you wanna see at Dawn of the Delts, please let me know. I'll do my best to fulfill your request. We also offer personal training, though it's the boring, ordinary kind for now. [Another toot on the noisemaker.] I hope to see you there!
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OOC: Assume that if your character had replied to Major's last network post about hiring folks for his gym, your character has since received an application and has been approved to work there! If you'd like this to be your character's job, please update in Housing/Jobs and on the Player Business spreadsheet, where there is an entry for DotD already.
Anyway, it's located in downtown Maurtia Falls, only a few blocks away from the government housing. There are your general machines, what you'd expect to find in a gym - with a twist to rival M. Night Shyamalan!
For all you speed demons out there, you'll find treadmills that can match those super-human speeds with ease. For all you Hulks and Hulk-like folks, you'll find dumbbells and barbells with weights that'll actually challenge you and help you bulk up (like you need to!). For the telekinetics a la Charmed, you'll find obstacle courses and other kinds of puzzles to help you hone your craft and mental control.
I'm always looking to expand, modify, and customize, so if there's something in particular you wanna see at Dawn of the Delts, please let me know. I'll do my best to fulfill your request. We also offer personal training, though it's the boring, ordinary kind for now. [Another toot on the noisemaker.] I hope to see you there!
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OOC: Assume that if your character had replied to Major's last network post about hiring folks for his gym, your character has since received an application and has been approved to work there! If you'd like this to be your character's job, please update in Housing/Jobs and on the Player Business spreadsheet, where there is an entry for DotD already.
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No, definitely not. You totally wouldn't need them.
But that is a great idea!
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You'll keep me updated if and when you add those classes? So I can, uh, inform a friend?
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I was thinking about a basic self defense class. For beginners.
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Cool, if you need any help with that, let me know. And it's funny you mention that, because the request for one came in - so if you're up for it, I'd be in your debt!
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Seriously? I guess I have good. I know someone else who might be interested in it as well, so I'll get together a schedule.
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Besides, I was hoping to ask for your help in creating such a behemoth monstrosity of a machine.
Two terrible visions is better than one, right?
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[Slightly appalled conversation.]
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Barring that targets of any kind?
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Perhaps I'll add self defense lessons to the cooking lessons I already owe you for.
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hey, that'd be great! would you want to teach or take? (and i already told you! no debt!)
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it's 100% fine i would have found Some Way to distract her otherwise!
major's been trying so hard not to do this to anyone
major you were never going to get this past her forever SHE'S V PERCEPTIVE
YOU'RE RIGHT WE'RE A SHAM
no she's just gotten kind of paranoid about Being Lied To
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Um, thanks again for the part-timer. Until you get a real medic, at least.
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Hey, of course. It'd be stupid of me not to utilize your skill while I can.
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It's nice that you thought of imports too.
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It was .. Jonathan, right?
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But .. yeah, I'm definitely up for more people who wanna hop on board! I'd have to gauge the interest in the self-defense stuff first, but if it's cool with you, we can start with personal training and branch out if there's a big enough demand for the classes. Or maybe we can do other kinds of classes. Could even do hand-to-hand stuff specifically, a la Billy Blanks Tae-Bo or something.
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Voice, Decepticon encoding. /late?
I'll check it out soon. [The downside to looking up organic -human- bodies on the internet: knowing how to maintain them.] What are the opening times?
always open! :)
I'm an early riser on the days I wanna be active, so I figure I'll probably open at 6am, maybe 5:30. Stay open 'til 9 or 10pm, depending on demand. I have to see what the peak hours will be here so I can base a more solid schedule around it. Gotta get some cleaning time in there, too.
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Dude! That's awesome. Congratulations on getting it up and running. How long did it take you to set up shop?
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Ahhh .. couple of months! I've been sitting on the idea for a bit, but I sorta kicked myself into high gear over the last month or two to really get things going. Being an imPort sorta helped with that, though.
What about you? What's going on in your world?
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