voice;

[holocrons]

So this is totally normal, the whole being pulled from another universe to this uh.... Earth? Is that what it's called?

Yeah, Earth.

Anyway, I guess that's to say that I'm new here and trying to figure out how everything works. Otherwise just give me a ring at Your Future is Clear phone psychic service, and I will help you find your path in life.

[ He can't help but try so hard not to laugh. That sounds ridiculous. Jedi he may be, but he's pretty sure the Force shouldn't be used for cheap parlor tricks. ]

Jabba out.

Comments

[voice]

[faithfulson]

[ IT DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T BE USED FOR CHEAP PARLOR TRICKS, but Luke didn't find out about Ezra's training when he last talked to him. Either way, he's entirely too amused that he's just... going to keep using Jabba's name as an alias. Ezra please. ]

Is it 'Jabba the All Seeing' now?

[voice]

[holocrons]

Jabba the All Seeing. How did you guess my call line?

[ He chuckles a bit. ]

[voice | private]

[faithfulson]

The Force told me.

[ He couldn't sound any more deadpan at that. He gives it a moment, chuckling softly, before switching over to a private communication. ]

I should warn you, I have a friend that might call you out too.

voice;

[therewillbeorder]

[Jabba as in Jabba the Hutt? The voice doesn't sound like one those disgusting slugs though.]

I didn't know Hutts had psychic abilities. Especially Hutts who are dead.

voice;

[holocrons]

Well we can't know everything right?

Wait, dead? Huh, that's a new one.

voice;

[therewillbeorder]

You must be a terrible psychic if you haven't realized you're dead.

From what I heard your death was rather painful.

[Audio]

[cadbane]

You don't sound like a Hutt.

[Audio]

[holocrons]

I mean, technically I never said I was "the Hutt".

Re: [Audio]

[cadbane]

True, but it is a notorious name to mention.

Voice ; private

[phoenixleader]

[ That's a voice she's quite familiar with. And the relief is audible when she switches to a private channel with him. ]

You know, the entire empire knows you use that Jabba handle. Maybe you should go back to trying to convince people you're the emperor's nephew?

[ A beat, and then an audible sigh of relief ]

I'm glad you made it, kid. It looks like we're the only ones so far.

Voice ; private

[holocrons]

Hera!

[ Oh yeah, someone is really excited. Relieved? Glad? He's a number of things despite the fact they are both fighting a war they may not win. But gosh if you could see his face right now. ]

Well I could try. I've only told one person my real name - we met at some..weird night club. Oh! Did you know Lando is here?

[Voice]

[dazain]

[ABSOLUTELY CALLS THIS PSYCHIC PHONE SERVICE IMMEDIATELY]

[Voice]

[holocrons]

Go for Papa Palpatine -- This is Jabba.

[ He is so not taking this job seriously. He should, people believe in psychics all the time but uh, here we are. ]

What fortune can I read today?

Voice;

[foralways]

Jabba is....an interesting choice in an alias.

[Yeah. She's calling it what it is from the get-go.]

voice;

[holocrons]

I figured it would be. Not the first time I've used it.

[ And everyone already knows anyway, so what's the harm? ]

voice;

[picksthenames]

You do realize your phone is tied to your network ID, right? Which is your actual name.

voice;

[holocrons]

Oh uh yeah, I figured that out pretty quick.

[ Sort of. He's still new but he's sure he will figure out the whole incognito thing eventually. ]

voice

[am_i_a_monster]

[She uses a joking tone.]

So, mr. psychic, shouldn't you know it's called Earth?

voice

[holocrons]

Hey, the psychic thing is still new. [ Sort of ] Why is it called Earth?

[voice]

[carbonfrozen]

[He knows what Jabba sounds like. This guy is definitely not Jabba, so Han's relieved over that much, but at the same time:]

Yeah, uh, is this Jabba? [A cough.] 'Cause you sure don't sound like that worm-ridden heap of slimy filth.

[flightforfreedom]

[Poe is a little late, but he knows the stories of Jabba the Hutt all too well - his dad loved to tell stories about Han "getting into terrible shit".

So he can at least narrow it down to his universe. Listening in on the other conversations helps.

He puts on his orange flight suit, mostly because that's the quickest way to get the most information across possible, then turns on the video. He doesn't think to do it privately - after all - Hux is already aware of basically everything he does anyway.]

Jabba, huh. My dad always told that story with the voice a lot deeper and like - gunky. You gotta put some gunk in your throat, make it sound like you're talking through slime. Maybe throw some Huttese in there.

[ Voice ]

[ghoulking]

I wouldn't say "normal". But certainly is common.

[aggressiveapathy]

Can I get a free sample?

[text; using alias Tanith Pontha]

[kestreldawn]

[It's the use of the word "Jabba" that snags her attention and makes her reply.]

it's a strange thing, being planet-bound after a lifetime of space travel, isn't it?

i couldn't help but notice your use of the name 'jabba.' are you familiar with him?

voice.

[functusofficio]

[ She sounds almost amused. ]

As you may have gathered, using a Hutt's name does seem to gather attention in this place.