voice;

[wizzardly]

I can't believe I'm doing this. I really can't.

[the wizard heaves a long, drawn-out sigh. This is followed by the additional sound of something heavy and wooden knocking itself (with helpful insistence) against Rincewind's chair.]

- Gods, yes, all right, I've already said I will, so you can cut that right out!

...Look, is there any mad, reckless, and completely-liable-for-their-own-personal-safety individual willing to take my Luggage trick-or-treating tonight?

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voice;

[itistolaugh]

Oohhh! Me! Me, I'll do it!

voice;

[wizzardly]

...I'm honestly not sure why I didn't call you in the first place.

[itistolaugh]

Right? Honestly, I should be offended!

voice;

[uncledad]

I doubt I’ll be the last one to say this, but do let me be the first. That request sounds quite personal.

Re: voice;

[wizzardly]

And what's so personal about it? I'm only asking for someone to take my trunk around the block for a night. It's not like it's a commitment.

[uncledad]

And what is a trunk, in this situation?

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[fehus]

Ummm.

...What's Luggage going dressed as?

[wizzardly]

Would going as a violently unstable traveling box on legs count?

[fehus]

I mean, I don't think anybody'll recognise that.

video;

[ofgoldenfoil]

Why do you need to take a luggage to the celebrations? Are you going somewhere?

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[wizzardly]

Because it's terrifying out there and I'm not going.

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[ofgoldenfoil]

Are you speaking of the costumes?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Why is this a thing.

[wizzardly]

Because it knows.

[if Rincewind's voice sounds muffled, it's because he's speaking through the hand covering his face.]

It knows about the treats, and the going door-to-door, and I think it likes the idea of scaring people into giving it things. I'm not really surprised by that, given that's how it tends to operate anyway.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is this thing akin to your id, or something?

voice;

[fridgeflower]

Is it particularly... dangerous luggage?

... And is it in costume?

voice;

[wizzardly]

I can honestly say it's the most dangerous sort you could ever travel with.

...I'm not as sure about that second question.

voice

[am_i_a_monster]

Are you really looking for someone to trick or treat for you and get enough candy to fill up suitcases?

Just go to the sales after Halloween.

voice

[wizzardly]

Technically, the Luggage can't actually ever be filled.

And I would, believe me, but I think it's mostly interested in the scaring people part. It wants to earns its candy.

voice;

[wouldificould]

Your... luggage?

[ You can practically hear her brow furrow in confusion. ]

voice;

[wizzardly]

I should perhaps mention that it has legs.

Also, somehow, a bloody-minded mind of its own.

audio;

[onlydoubts]

Why can't you take your own luggage trick or treating?

If you're worried about going, I'll go with you.

[ he's never gone before okay ]

audio;

[wizzardly]

"Can't" isn't really accurate. "Won't" is more accurate.

Really, that's suspiciously kind of you, but I'm more than comfortable here. In my home.

voice.

[functusofficio]

Your... Luggage?

Is aware enough to want to go trick or treating?

voice.

[wizzardly]

You have no idea. It's aware enough to threaten me about going trick-or-treating.