video. space time

[shadowglitter]

Hey, it's me! ODIN DARK. [ he puts his hand over his face, shielding the world from the madness that stirs within him. ] When you were a child, were you ever afraid of... the Dark? Gehehuhuhuahahaha.

So, if you can't tell from the billboards of my face hung up all around in basically every city, I'm gonna be on TV! I'm a contestant on that space thing! Which is great because I deserve it more than anyone and I'm really funny and cool and smart and good looking and I'm gonna be naked and lighting things on fire and getting into fist fights and throwing drinks into people's faces like all the time so that everybody gives me attention and votes to keep me around or whatever. Get pumped! But also: I have some games we can play to celebrate? Consider this the second episode of my vlog I guess.

Game one: which of these are you? [ he holds his camera up to rEVEAL A WEREWOLF NAME QUIZ. he gives you about 2 seconds to look at the print out before he's moving on. ]

Game two: not actually a game! Tell me about things you want to see people do on TV so that I can do it. Literally anything. I'm not kidding. I'm going to be in space and I'm telling you right now I will literally do anything you tell me to do if it'll get me the attention I so sorely crave. Actually I guess this is the game in that whoever gives me the most ludicrous assignment wins? Haha. This feeling in my veins - what I once thought to be umbral, soulrendering dread - I now recognize as just super fun excitement.

Game three: TELL ME A SECRET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS SO I CAN SHOUT IT REALLY LOUDLY ON NATIONAL TV. Such an advanced spell... I truly am an excellent sorcerer.

THAT'S IT.

Comments

[garotted]

He could maybe sit still in a chair and survive. I make no promises, though.

[fehus]

shit, i can't order him to do that either. i'd feel like a bad lord that locked him up in the house all day and didn't let him get his exercise or out to pee.

[garotted]

Well, he's probably going to die, then.
But at least he'll die happy, I guess.

[fehus]

and i'm happy we did everything we could.

ps peter is your maid now, i guess.

[garotted]

When did we become parents?
He's my what.

[fehus]

i think saving the nine worlds might have made us too responsible.

scullery maid, is what i said, but we don't have a scullery.

[garotted]

Gross, I hate it. We should try to be irresponsible teens.
Hey, I'll bet he's a wonder washing dishes.

[fehus]

no, you're right, that's too responsible. it's time to cut loose. what kind of irresponsible stuff can we make peter do?

[garotted]

Do we really have to encourage Peter to do irresponsible things?

[fehus]

/for/ us instead of against us, yes.

[garotted]

Time to bribe him, then.

[fehus]

not needed. i saved his life.

[garotted]

That remains to be seen, considering Odin.

[fehus]

point. damn

[garotted]

I hate that he grows on you.

[fehus]

are you gonna do magic together? did he ask? i might have sent him your way.

[garotted]

I told him he had to promise not to be Extra. Not sure he can do it, though.

[fehus]

are we just ignoring the irony here, or?

[garotted]

Shut up, you.
There's a world of difference between us.
I make being Extra look good.

[fehus]

understatement.