video. space time

[shadowglitter]

Hey, it's me! ODIN DARK. [ he puts his hand over his face, shielding the world from the madness that stirs within him. ] When you were a child, were you ever afraid of... the Dark? Gehehuhuhuahahaha.

So, if you can't tell from the billboards of my face hung up all around in basically every city, I'm gonna be on TV! I'm a contestant on that space thing! Which is great because I deserve it more than anyone and I'm really funny and cool and smart and good looking and I'm gonna be naked and lighting things on fire and getting into fist fights and throwing drinks into people's faces like all the time so that everybody gives me attention and votes to keep me around or whatever. Get pumped! But also: I have some games we can play to celebrate? Consider this the second episode of my vlog I guess.

Game one: which of these are you? [ he holds his camera up to rEVEAL A WEREWOLF NAME QUIZ. he gives you about 2 seconds to look at the print out before he's moving on. ]

Game two: not actually a game! Tell me about things you want to see people do on TV so that I can do it. Literally anything. I'm not kidding. I'm going to be in space and I'm telling you right now I will literally do anything you tell me to do if it'll get me the attention I so sorely crave. Actually I guess this is the game in that whoever gives me the most ludicrous assignment wins? Haha. This feeling in my veins - what I once thought to be umbral, soulrendering dread - I now recognize as just super fun excitement.

Game three: TELL ME A SECRET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS SO I CAN SHOUT IT REALLY LOUDLY ON NATIONAL TV. Such an advanced spell... I truly am an excellent sorcerer.

THAT'S IT.

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[shadowglitter]

[ Normally if he'd made Poe grin over something lewd, he'd be losing his shit and cheerfully screaming something inappropriate, but he just takes this as Poe understanding his shitty mermaid charades and feels kinda touched. That's his friend! Poe's his friend and he understands him! Ugh, such a nice feeling. ]

Don't tell me that. You're ruining it, unless the bed was crafted from space-obsidian and rested over a river of celestial-lava. Honestly. It's like you don't even know me. [ that's how long that feeling of appreciation towards poe understanding him lasted, i guess ]

Okay, so. There's a hierarchy? There's an Alpha of the pack and he's got Betas. I think an Omega is a thing too but I don't really understand it? The import fanfiction I found that delved into the Omega lifestyle was - [ he hesitates. ] - enlightening. The natives... are an interesting people.

Basically I'm just writing a story where I'm big and buff and turn into a monster and everyone admires me and respects me and I chase off our enemies and also am in charge and am great. You can be in it, if you want. Maybe as a rival Alpha Werewolf Wolf Man. We could FIGHT.

[flightforfreedom]

Are there bird people instead? I mean, wolves sound cool and all, but I would be pretty bummed if I couldn't fly.

Then I could attack you from the sky.

[shadowglitter]

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[shadowglitter]

Go write your own stupid bird-people story. Idiot.

I'll give you wings, though. You can be a werewolf with wings.

[flightforfreedom]

You say that like that is something I would ever have the patience to sit down and do.

There's a reason I prefer to give my debriefings in person.

But alright - I'll accept werewolf with wings, but we don't need to fight. You can be the squad leader - I'll follow your lead.

[shadowglitter]

[ hehehe, debriefings. odin's 12. ]

I don't know if I want you on my squad! You tried to take creative control of my story. That was outrageous. That was a sin! That was-- oh.

Actually, wait, I wanna make you a bird person. That was a really good idea. You could be like a member of another animal tribe? And my amazing diplomacy and brilliant brilliance converted you to-- wait, no, fuck that! I hate it again! You're a wolf with wings. You're my best friend. You share the main part of the wolf's den with me and we eat the best cuts of meat together. Okay? Okay. Jeez.

What colour do you want your fur to be?

britt is also 12 because she snorted to herself when she wrote it so

[flightforfreedom]

[He raises his hands in surrender.]

Taking over is the last thing I want to do, bud, it's your story.

Whatever you decided sounds good.

Black with a bright orange stripe, obviously.

LMAO SAME WHEN I READ IT..........

[shadowglitter]

Ugh, I like you so much. You're so much cooler than literally everyone else in this garbage place. I love you so much, Poe Dameron.

[ Still, okay, black with orange, Odin can work with that. He holds his index fingers and his thumbs in front of his eyes like a square and frames Poe through the camera, like he's artistically trying to catch him at the best light. ]

This won't do.

You're really handsome and good looking and I kind of hate it? If I write you into my story I'm going to have to keep talking about how handsome you are, and it's going to make everyone stop paying attention to me as the protagonist. Especially if you've got a cool orange stripe or something. I'm gonna have to say you got your face all messed up in battle so I'm still the hot one.

[flightforfreedom]

[He gives Odin a beaming grin.]

Love you too, buddy.

[Then he laughs as Odin goes on, his eyes twinkling.]

I dunno, bud, pretty sure you could give me a run for my money, even without disfiguring me.

[shadowglitter]

That's true. I'm gorgeous. I don't know what I was thinking, suggesting anyone in the world was half as gorgeous as I am. We should just find a third to join us in bed and worship us both for being so attra--

[ HE STANDS UP REAL FAST. a thought has occured, which is good, because it's distracting him from shouting about his and poe's glorious dicks on the network. ]

Do you think there's an import around here who could turn us into flying wolves for real?!

[flightforfreedom]

[He was laughing too hard to tell Odin to stop, when Odin interrupts himself.]

I mean- I've seen weirder things. Giant droids turning into humans. But I haven't seen anyone turn someone into something else.

[A pause.]

You could ask around, I guess.

[shadowglitter]

A guy said he'll turn me into a vampire, which is something I really want to do, except I've been yelled at not to do it. So. I don't know. A wolf monster doesn't seem quite so far-fetched.

I'm gonna ask around. Let's go on this body-shaping ultra-journey together.

[flightforfreedom]

A vampire? Like in the movies?

That's pretty awesome but also likely to go very badly.

I am down. Let's do it and then shapeshift in space.

[shadowglitter]

Literally every decision I've ever made has gone badly, so. Whatever.

[ GOD HE WANTS TO SHAPESHIFT IN SPACE. ]

Okay. I'm gonna poke around. I'll hit you up the second I hear something. Get freakin' ready, boyo. We're gonna become space wolves.