video. space time

[shadowglitter]

Hey, it's me! ODIN DARK. [ he puts his hand over his face, shielding the world from the madness that stirs within him. ] When you were a child, were you ever afraid of... the Dark? Gehehuhuhuahahaha.

So, if you can't tell from the billboards of my face hung up all around in basically every city, I'm gonna be on TV! I'm a contestant on that space thing! Which is great because I deserve it more than anyone and I'm really funny and cool and smart and good looking and I'm gonna be naked and lighting things on fire and getting into fist fights and throwing drinks into people's faces like all the time so that everybody gives me attention and votes to keep me around or whatever. Get pumped! But also: I have some games we can play to celebrate? Consider this the second episode of my vlog I guess.

Game one: which of these are you? [ he holds his camera up to rEVEAL A WEREWOLF NAME QUIZ. he gives you about 2 seconds to look at the print out before he's moving on. ]

Game two: not actually a game! Tell me about things you want to see people do on TV so that I can do it. Literally anything. I'm not kidding. I'm going to be in space and I'm telling you right now I will literally do anything you tell me to do if it'll get me the attention I so sorely crave. Actually I guess this is the game in that whoever gives me the most ludicrous assignment wins? Haha. This feeling in my veins - what I once thought to be umbral, soulrendering dread - I now recognize as just super fun excitement.

Game three: TELL ME A SECRET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS SO I CAN SHOUT IT REALLY LOUDLY ON NATIONAL TV. Such an advanced spell... I truly am an excellent sorcerer.

THAT'S IT.

Comments

[quickfingers]

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[shadowglitter]

You know I can't take my eyes off of her.
This is a dirty trick.

[quickfingers]

She wants to know why you didn't answer me.
She's mad on my behalf.
You offended her.
And me.

[shadowglitter]

You were doing that thing where you said my name in a really dramatic and scary way.
Like you were judging me.
You shouldn't judge people, Peter.
You fucking bigot.

[quickfingers]

Oh? Was that how it seemed?

[quickfingers]

BECAUSE I WAS.

[shadowglitter]

Why?!?!?!

I've got a rainbow sword, Peter.
I will cut you the HECK down.

[quickfingers]

DO NOT sign up to be a fucking vampire chew toy. I'm sure Magnus would agree.

[shadowglitter]

Why?! GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON.
Also, if Alex were a vampire, he'd BASICALLY be




You know what? Not finishing that sentence. Out of respect.
Because I RESPECT my friends.

[quickfingers]

No more garlic bread, ever.
No sunshine. No hanging out with friends in the sun. No tans.
You'd have to drink blood.
You'd look dead.
You'd have no friends.

[shadowglitter]

I've never eaten garlic bread.
I'm a shadowy shadow-dweller, so the sun is fine. I also don't like tans. If my skin had the ethereal porcelain quality like that of a doll I would lose my fucking shit.
I already drink blood. (Not A Lie OK)
I'd look gorgeous.
I already have no friends, just family like you and people who put up with me.
You're so bad at this.

[quickfingers]

go talk to magnus

[VERY: "GO TALK TO YOUR FATHER" TONE OF TEXT]

[shadowglitter]

N... no.

[quickfingers]

Go.

[shadowglitter]

NNNGHHHHHHHHHUUUHOUHHUOOOOOOOHHHHH.

[quickfingers]

GO.

[shadowglitter]

EHNNNGGGGGGNNNNNNNNGGGHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[quickfingers]

stop sounding constipated and go talk to magnus
or else you're grounded

[shadowglitter]

I'd like to see you try and ground me.
I'd like to see you even try.
What are you going to do? Chain me to the radiator like a werewolf?
Joke's on you, idiot! Now I just want to be a werewolf as well!

[quickfingers]

[User has declined to reply to your bullshit texts, go talk to your other brodad.]