Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish (
baetiful) wrote in
maskormenace2017-11-12 03:47 pm
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[ Petyr appears on the screen, hands folded on his pristine and polished office desk, the man himself looking every bit as pristine and polished. ]
Greetings, my fellow imPorts. For those of you who do not know, I am Petyr Baelish -- the current ambassador for Maurtia Falls. This will come as no surprise to those of you who have been following the news or local politics, but I am currently running for Mayor of our city. Do I believe my odds of winning are great? Truth be told, no. But I've always been a bit of a gambling man, you could say.
[ A brief show of a smirk. ]
Regardless of what happens in this upcoming election on Tuesday, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce I will be stepping down from my position as Maurtia Falls' ambassador. I've served for sixteen months, a large chunk of my time in this world, and it has truly been one of the most rewarding experiences of my life. But from my campaigning over these past few months, I've seen the horrible state of the schooling and educational programs in Maurtia Falls -- I've seen the suffering of families and the death of teenagers who get mixed up in a life of crime. I've seen children who have everything working against them when it comes to making something better of themselves, and this is the cause I want to fight for -- whether it is as the Mayor of Maurtia Falls or simply as a man who lives within the city.
I, of course, will be here to guide the next ambassador -- and if anyone has any questions about what the job entails, please feel free to ask. Otherwise, I will end it with a question for everyone as a whole.
[ A brief pause. ]
Say the seemingly impossible becomes a reality and I do win this upcoming election -- what things do you most wish to see changed in Maurtia Falls from an imPort point of view? What would make this city easier for you to live in and cohabit with the natives? What would you add here that you believe would make a great resource? I'm curious to hear your thoughts and appreciate all of your feedback. And if you happen to be a resident of Maurtia Falls and of legal voting age, I do hope you will get out to the polls this Tuesday.
Greetings, my fellow imPorts. For those of you who do not know, I am Petyr Baelish -- the current ambassador for Maurtia Falls. This will come as no surprise to those of you who have been following the news or local politics, but I am currently running for Mayor of our city. Do I believe my odds of winning are great? Truth be told, no. But I've always been a bit of a gambling man, you could say.
[ A brief show of a smirk. ]
Regardless of what happens in this upcoming election on Tuesday, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce I will be stepping down from my position as Maurtia Falls' ambassador. I've served for sixteen months, a large chunk of my time in this world, and it has truly been one of the most rewarding experiences of my life. But from my campaigning over these past few months, I've seen the horrible state of the schooling and educational programs in Maurtia Falls -- I've seen the suffering of families and the death of teenagers who get mixed up in a life of crime. I've seen children who have everything working against them when it comes to making something better of themselves, and this is the cause I want to fight for -- whether it is as the Mayor of Maurtia Falls or simply as a man who lives within the city.
I, of course, will be here to guide the next ambassador -- and if anyone has any questions about what the job entails, please feel free to ask. Otherwise, I will end it with a question for everyone as a whole.
[ A brief pause. ]
Say the seemingly impossible becomes a reality and I do win this upcoming election -- what things do you most wish to see changed in Maurtia Falls from an imPort point of view? What would make this city easier for you to live in and cohabit with the natives? What would you add here that you believe would make a great resource? I'm curious to hear your thoughts and appreciate all of your feedback. And if you happen to be a resident of Maurtia Falls and of legal voting age, I do hope you will get out to the polls this Tuesday.

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But I must ask, how would this team differ from the imPort 'Registered Heroes' who already apprehend lawbreakers? Proper funding and accountability, I imagine.
[He's just giving Baelish a platform to expound further on his idea for the Network, really.]
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[ Alas. ]
But you are correct in your assumptions. Not to mention, an opportunity to perhaps rewrite the rules with which they are dissatisfied -- at least within Maurtia Falls. I know it has been upsetting for many that those who commit terrible atrocities walk away with merely a slap to the wrist in the imPort community.
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The weakness of the government's probation protocols has long been a complaint of many imPorts. Many spoke against it at the Swear-Out earlier this year. If you can truly change this foolish system, I predict you will become one of the most popular imPort leaders of all.
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You'll recall I did warn you about the constraints of a purely local power. I hope you will be able to move forward despite the obstacles placed in your path.
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But I do think I have served my time and would like to hope I served it well -- and by stepping down, we now create a rather unique scenario, having the former ambassador still present within this world to guide the new. Such a thing only happened once before with Senator Hundred.
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[Dooku is sure someone like Baelish has amassed a few enemies and rivals who could contest the election.]
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[ And popularity was vital when it came to ambassadorial elections. Baelish certainly helped Sam over the finish line, but Sam wouldn't have won if he wasn't already initially popular. ]
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I will do what I can to help make that a reality, Lord Baelish. You deserve an Ambassador who will support your vision.
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I must admit that I am incredibly curious over who will choose to run for the position. Will we see some of the same faces from De Chima, I wonder?
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[Hopefully not Riptide again. These races are farces enough as it is without being taken over by memes.]
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[ Wayne is a bit of an unknown factor. ]
I believe another friend of yours is potentially interested in running as well. A well-spoken young woman who seems to have arrived not too long ago. I am speaking with her now.
[ See: Padme ]
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Senator Amidala is a formidable opponent... and unlikely to be an ally to you. I warn you my Lord, do not underestimate her.
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So I take it you know her from your world?
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She is a Senator in the government that has waged war against my own. And she often acts as one of their field agents under the guise of diplomacy.