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Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] glassinine) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-07-18 08:11 pm

[text] god I'm sorry I can't help myself I love posting in this game too much you guys are so great

[ That's right. It has been one week - less than one week - and Edgeworth is already bored and restless on vacation. So here he is. ]

A few items of business.

Wills. The risk of unexpected disappearance due to Porter malfunction is significant. Please be advised that, in the absence of kin or a legally recognized will, any possessions accrued in this world by a disappeared imPort will revert to the government.

I would recommend that all imPorts visit an attorney to write a will with them so that their possessions and funds either go to a friend or stay in the imPort community. I am willing to do this work pro bono; I have little doubt that other members of our legal community here would be willing to do so as well.

Please spread this offer to new imPorts when they arrive.

My thanks to April Ludgate for bringing this vital issue to my attention.


Employment. There are two primary difficulties facing imPorts if they choose not to register. The first is finding employment. I have been accruing a list of imPort-friendly businesses who are willing to hire unregistered individuals, and I am currently working on setting up a service that will help new imPorts find job placements. The first step is finding someone who will work as a career counselor and manager of this service; please contact me if you wish to apply for this job.


Fund. The second difficulty is, of course, finding money. It is difficult to sustain ourselves, being as we are refugees, if we do not have support from the government; those who reject government support are often at a loss.

To counteract this, I've set up a legally registered fund. This fund will make interest-free loans to any imPort in need of support.

The current endowment is $26,000. This is a paltry sum, as you can see. It is desperately in need of donations. All donations will be completely tax-deductible. One-time donations are appreciated, but continuing donations are even more so; I myself am donating 10% of every paycheck to this fund. It need not be so much; every bit helps.

Phoenix Wright is the other individual working with the fund. Contact him or myself if you have any questions.



Thank you very much for your time and attention.
alchemicallybonded: (Wow I feel like a kid)

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[personal profile] alchemicallybonded 2014-07-19 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I've never had a job until I came here but I'm not adverse to traveling to check out prospective job locations. I can also ensure that it is a safe environment for the client. I'm very good with people and have a great deal of patience. Research is more like a hobby for me and has been since I was little and paperwork doesn't frighten me. I'm very organized and can even keep long hours or work into the night.
alchemicallybonded: (What's a suit of armor supposed to do)

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[personal profile] alchemicallybonded 2014-07-19 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not very good at ordering people around but I can if I need to and typing is a bit of an issue for me. Otherwise, I'm very adaptable to whatever needs to be done.
alchemicallybonded: (And there was a dead body in the closet)

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[personal profile] alchemicallybonded 2014-07-19 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Now he sounds embarrassed or maybe even a little depressed.]

Ah, my fingers are on the big side and it makes typing extremely difficult. But my handwriting is very legible.
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[personal profile] alchemicallybonded 2014-07-19 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
There are? I admit I haven't looked into it.

[Since food, clothes and other things like that isn't necessary for him, Al's been saving up for a medical thing.]

The technology of this world is amazing.
alchemicallybonded: (Your face will stick that way)

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[personal profile] alchemicallybonded 2014-07-19 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for your time and consideration, Mr. Edgeworth.