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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

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[reek]

I was led to believe he was someone's god of sorts.

[ I mean, no one ever confirmed he wasn't. ]

[carbonfrozen]

don't look like a god to me

you'd think if they worshiped him they'd take better care of their symbols

[reek]

I know nothing of how others worship their gods. Where I come from, men are drowned to honor their god. Others pray to trees.

[ He doesn't believe in any of it himself. ]

[carbonfrozen]

bet the trees get better treatment than whoever's putting up these lights though

only the best fertilizer