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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

Comments

[notayoungman]

Are you an idiot?

[carbonfrozen]

just answer the damn question it can't be that hard

[notayoungman]

Look it up. Then come back and say that.

[ He's not even being cranky grandpa. Even a short version of what Christmas is, the meaning of certain things, and why a fat man in red suit with magical reindeer is somehow involved, is just too much to explain to someone from another universe. ]

[carbonfrozen]

yeah but I'm asking you aren't I

[Too bad, Han is going to get that explanation out of 76 whether he likes it or not.]

[notayoungman]

You're asking the wrong person.

[ Good luck, he's about 2 seconds from muting this and walking away. ]

[carbonfrozen]

what, so you don't really know if the internet's the spirit of Christmas

[notayoungman]

No. But I know you're an idiot.

[carbonfrozen]

and you're not helping if you're just going to backtrack on what you said earlier

[notayoungman]

Learn to use the internet, kid. Or you're dead in the water.

[carbonfrozen]

I'll let you in on a secret

I've been here for months of course I know how to use the Internet

but this is funnier

[notayoungman]

Then we're done here.

[ Aaaaaand muted. Because he can't angrily hang up on text. ]