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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

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[carbonfrozen]

[Should he. Should he laugh about that, because even if he's never heard of this Santa Claus, he's pretty sure no one can bring presents to literally every child in the whole world. You'd need a ship, something that can speed up the journey (like a hyperdrive), a constantly-updating list of children and their addresses, so many things that the logistics of Santa Claus is impossible.

Or, you know what, he's bored. Why not.]

sounds like a real stand-up guy to me if he's going to all that trouble

but just kids? really?

[momchester]

kids are the ones who believe he's real, so yeah, it's just kids. it's hard to believe someone's bringing you presents when you're the one earning the money and doing the gift shopping.

[It's all lies, Han.]

[carbonfrozen]

I don't know, maybe he's helping you out a little

dropping off nice new presents for the kids

[Time to have some fuuuuun.]