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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

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[perfectible]

Well, he's not terrible for most people.

Yes, I've heard of Jabba the Hutt.

[ SHE KNOWS U.]

[carbonfrozen]

so what is he anyway, the spirit of Christmas or the symbol of charity or something else because it's getting confusing

oh good I don't have to explain those filthy slugs to you

SURPRISE 2/2

[carbonfrozen]

you know if you squint that Santa guy looks just like a Hutt though

[perfectible]

There's a reason people are being vague.


Oh, no, don't say that. Santa is not a slug.

[carbonfrozen]

but he really does look like a Hutt

[Some minutes later, he sends a comparison pic. Apparently he took the time to track down a picture of Santa Claus, make and snap a photo of a crude drawing of Jabba the Hutt, and then combine the two pictures.

Makes you wonder why he's asking the network about Santa Claus.]

SEE

[perfectible]

Don't be such a bah humbug. I thought you were supposed to be fun.

[carbonfrozen]

are you even looking at the picture or not because you're being a bah humbug at me

whatever that is

[perfectible]

It means you're being a spoilsport.

[carbonfrozen]

by saying a fat old man looks like a fat old slug but with a beard?

how am I spoiling anything I'm just telling you he looks like Jabba