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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

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[carbonfrozen]

all right what is he because I'm getting fed up

is he the spirit of christmas

is he a saint

is he a symbol of capitalism

is he a god of corporate greed

make up your damn minds

[exceptionalthief]

Given that list, it must be getting obvious he means different things to different people. You having a hissy fit about it is unlikely to change that.

[carbonfrozen]

this isn't a hissy fit I'm just trying to figure out what the hell he's supposed to be

[It's a hissy fit.]

[exceptionalthief]

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