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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

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[carbonfrozen]

once

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anyway the point stands they're touchy and slimy little bastards

[vanto]

That I won't argue with. As they say here "sucks" you had to deal with them.

[carbonfrozen]

understatement of the kriffing year right there

moral of the story: never make deals with Hutts ever

[vanto]

You should change professions, smuggling never ends well.