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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

Comments

[ghoulking]

Maybe he got Rudolph right at the beginning when he was only just starting and hadn't thought about the bad weather?

[carbonfrozen]

poor planning on his part

if you're gonna start a planet-wide operation like the one he's apparently running you gotta take bad weather into account from the start

what if you have to make a trip up into the mountains with all the fog

or you have to make a delivery in the middle of a snowstorm

[ghoulking]

Of course. But one learns as they go too, right?Santa Claus is old, so he probably had many years to learn.