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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

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[kanyounot]

That just sounds weird. And they fly?

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[carbonfrozen]

not the usual ones from what I can tell

[Yeah, Han absolutely looked up what reindeer are. Makes you wonder why he didn't do the same for Santa Claus.]

apparently these are special

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[kanyounot]

So there are regular ones that don't fly and "special" ones that do.

Why don't they have different names for them?