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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

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[doubleblind]

I get it, man. Magic is the most unsatisfying answer, but it's the only one I've got.

Well, the only one that doesn't kill dreams and holiday spirit.

[carbonfrozen]

I got no holiday spirit and my dreams don't involve an old man on a hyperspace-capable sleigh

tell me what the other one is

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[doubleblind]

The reality of his existence is debatable.