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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

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[caduceusvalkyrie]

Where I'm from we call him Samichlaus and he doesn't have a sleigh or reindeer but a donkey instead.

Everyone else has pretty much covered Santa Claus though.

[carbonfrozen]

that's

that's even worse than the sleigh

[caduceusvalkyrie]

Uhm rude.

How is that worse?