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[carbonfrozen]

what's a Santa Claus and what does he have to do with all these fancy lights people keep stringing up

[Attached is a picture of some random house decorated with Christmas lights. There's a neon Santa Claus on the rooftop. It's a very old neon Santa Claus, significant portions of his body, sled and reindeer are just not lighting up.

Did we also mention that it's late at night and Han Solo's bored out of his skull?]

why does he need a sled and whatever those things are

they're reindeer right??

[So bored.]

Comments

[littlemissfutility]

that's just because there's a lot of christmas music
they'd probably play a bunch of hanukkah music too if there was that much

[...In her defense, she's from semi-rural Georgia and never finished high school.]

there's usually only a couple radio stations playing christmas music anyway
you can listen to normal music on the other ones :o)

[carbonfrozen]

the hell's hanukkah another holiday

[No, Han, stop that.]

"a couple"

sure seems more than a couple stations to me [So he says, barely ever changing the station away from his preferred three stations.]

[littlemissfutility]

yeah but only if you're jewish

maybe it's more where you are
i think it's only two in nonah