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Here's a question for my fellow long-timers, and medium-timers too: has living in this universe changed you? Whether it's through experiences, culture, the people you've met -- do you think you're fundamentally different, on a scale small or large, from the person you would've been if you'd never been grabbed by the Porter? And if the answer's yes, how does that change make you feel?

I just realized today at lunch that I like meat in jello now and I am horrified and ashamed of myself.

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No, it's like a whole culinary tradition here, and you lead a blessed existence if you've managed to miss it up until now.

[secondscythe]

i ain't really been here that long.
didn't know this was a thing.

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It is very much a thing and I wish to the bottom of my twisted, en-jelloed soul that it weren't.

[ He attaches a helpful link, except obviously the title is "The 17 Best Jello Recipes You Won't Believe You Haven't Tried Already." ]

[secondscythe]

why are you ashamed
if you like it though?

[ Is it really though? Suspicious recipes are suspicious. ]

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Because it's disgusting and my liking is the first step down a dark path I don't want to take. Next is the avocado toaster, and then who knows what lies in my future.

[secondscythe]

but aren't those
healthy for you?