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nobody cares about your shitty galaxy

get a job

[Who has two thumbs and a BAC over 9000? This gal.]

it's a professional sacrifice but hell i do it

...so. you work with hunters on a professional level. Are they a particular kind of hunter? Like...deer hunter? Duck hunter? Demon hunter? That kind of thing?

[most of their conversation (except her first reply), she's been answering very quickly. This reply comes a full 20 minutes later.]

duck hunter

[bull and shiiiiit.]

I know you, don't I?

yes

[the most sheepish. she feels like 100% Grade A Shit talking to him non-anonymously.]

Wait, you're married! Should you really be asking to see my dicks?

i wasn't asking in private!! i was asking on behalf of humanity, and scientists everywhere

also, john thought the lizard porn was really funny

Scientists everywhere want to see my dicks?

...actually, that sounds legit.

and curious people only used to human dicks

you started this on national television, man

Yeah, but that means I'll have to draw out any big reveals as long as possible to keep people watching.

i cant believe you still wanna talk to me

Yeah, I get threatened a lot. Back home, Jeff strangled me, then a few months later we staged a mutiny together.

so you’re a reptilian space pirate???

More like...a reptilian space outlaw.

An evil cube named Eric was running the ship and wanted us to help with the reptilian invasion, but Jeff wanted to find out what happened to the other greys, Kurt just wanted to leave Earth because he's scared of cars, Don was in love with a human, and I wanted to resist the reptilian invasion, so we staged a mutiny.

1. a cube ran your ship

2. the cube was named eric

3. kurt was scared of cars

your life is insane

Yeah, I guess it is, isn't it?

you rebelled against the reptilian invasion huh

[sounds super casual but it super isn't.]

Oh, yeah. They keep trying to kill me now.

so i guess that memory i saw really didn't do you justice

No, it didn't. I mean, at that point in time I was going along with the invasion, but at a certain point, the stuff they were asking me to do...

like what

So...if someone sees us in our natural form, the rules say we either have to mind wipe them or kill them. I always chose 'mind wipe', but it turns out, Ozzie's unusually resistant to mind wipes. They wanted me to kill him.

was he the one whose body you stole?

[she hadn't forgotten the things he said when he was trying to talk her down in that alley.]

Yeah. That's why I have to fight the invasion. I can't let all of this be for nothing.

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i rly want him to figure out who she is

He's close

mary's like ..... shit if i dont say anything then he'll know

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