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[pummelgranite]

It's been a while. Discuss.

Poll #19138 Demographic gathering

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 43

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Death and dying

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I have never died to the best of my knowledge
14 (32.6%)

I died and it seems to have done the trick
4 (9.3%)

I died once but then I got better
10 (23.3%)

I've died a few times
3 (7.0%)

I die all the time
2 (4.7%)

it's complicated
6 (14.0%)

none of your fucking business
4 (9.3%)

Comments

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[d33tached]

"To the best of my knowledge"?

How can one die without realizing it?

[He's incredibly hesitant to speak with you, by the way, after that post about eating ass, but. Here we are.]

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[pummelgranite]

[ Nerd. ]

Dunno. Ask around.

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[axeboyfriend]

Thought I died until I woke up from a coma.

Does that count?

[pummelgranite]

You really going to let someone else tell you if you died or not?

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[inflated]

I went with 'none of your fucking business', how's that.

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[pummelgranite]

Wow. Sure got me there, selecting one of the provided options and everything.

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[knaval]

u ok?
what brought this on

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[pummelgranite]

Just curious.

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[ghoulking]

What if two options fit?

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[pummelgranite]

Up to you, tbh.

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[notayoungman]

No.

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[pummelgranite]

k

[garotted]

Option H. I slay all the goddamn time.
Also you already know this anyway.

[pummelgranite]

Different poll, but good answer.

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[alcheregis]

I hope you're not feeling as gloomy as these poll options suggest, dear!

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[pummelgranite]

Me? Never.

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[lempereur]

I chose the third one, even though it happened twice. It was last month, in that dreadful haunted house. It does not seem to have had any lasting physical effects.

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[pummelgranite]

Yeah, I guess we can count that.

Did anyone ever figure out what the fuck was up with that thing?

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[reexamined]

"Died" once, on an awful planet. I haven't "died" at all here.

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[pummelgranite]

Wait- what? Seriously?

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[viced]

0/10 would not recommend the experience.

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[pummelgranite]

Yeah but what about BEING dead?

[microbrobotics]

wished i was dead, yeah. never died tho

[pummelgranite]

And now? Do you still want it?

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[bragnificent]

against all odds I'm still alive so, I always like to maintain a hot streak
seems like it'd suck tbh

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[pummelgranite]

Bully for you.

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[itssacrifice]

Halloween and the time to be overly morbid was last month. Just fyi.

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[pummelgranite]

I'm just Like This.

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[momchester]

people in my world have a habit of coming back from the dead.

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[pummelgranite]

Like zombies or???

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[monsterdoc]

Dying and being dead sucks.

Don't recommend either one.

Undied a few times. Was reborn, also. Resurrected another time.

Don't recommend those either.

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[pummelgranite]

Yikes. Sounds like a busy afternoon.

[tropism]

It's complicated when you can regenerate, but at the same time, I'm not really interested in finding out firsthand what an untimely death would be like.

[pummelgranite]

"I'm not really interested in dying." Bold stance.

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[fehus]

are you amassing an army of the undead?

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[pummelgranite]

Just making conversation.

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[drivesadesk]

Yeah, I died in that haunted house thing last month. I became a lizardcicle.

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[pummelgranite]

uuuuugh fuck that house

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[onlydoubts]

Twice now. Back home and here. Three times, if we're counting that haunted house.

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[pummelgranite]

We're counting the shite house.

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[nastygram]

will results be published or

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[pummelgranite]

Nope. The clearly displayed results of this public poll will be kept in the strictest confidence.

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[admemoriam]

i guess it didn't really do the trick since i was around for awhile
but i didn't get better
it was worse

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[pummelgranite]

[ No longer existing is the MAIN APPEAL of death. What is even the point without it? ]

Well that's fucked up.

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[h2no]

almost as philosophical as the ass eating thing
we counting that stupid fucking house?
i died like 500 times there. it was stupidly gratuitous.

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[pummelgranite]

yeah I'm letting the house count
fuck that thing for real

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[pale_blue_arrow]

should post a follow up poll seeing how many people died on purpose

i refuse to believe i'm the only one

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[pummelgranite]

[ Oh right. This guy. She knew she liked him. ]

You're probably not.

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[hadthehighground]

While I can’t say I have ever actually died, yet. I have faked my own death once, and have been informed I will die in the future. Though I don’t know the circumstances behind it.

Do ImPorts die here often?