"Doc" Emmett L. Brown (
4thdimensional) wrote in
maskormenace2018-01-07 08:25 pm
an (anti?) social experiment
[Doc sits in a room stockpiled with inventions. Crafted clocks, blenders, and a single hoverboard hovering at the side of the frame. It's a bit of a mess, but he's been busy. His smile's lopsided but just slightly cautious.]
I once thought I was too old to have a midlife crisis. How foolish I was! Though in hindsight, my entire scientific career of the past thirty years was one long shining example.
I have one powerful light in my life to guide me, but little else---only distant memories. I'm a little late to make a new year's resolution, but here it is: to take the risk of reaching out to the community again. I used fear and doubt as excuses to live in isolation for most of my life, and the moment my new life here hit a few snags I slipped back into that old pattern. Predictable, but disappointing.
So...hello again. I'm Emmett Brown, one of your many neighborhood mechanics...and for the thrill seekers among you, I've just restocked the hoverboards.
And I'm also seeking a brave dog-sitter, if anyone is interested. You'll be compensated well for your time, of course.
[He closes by pointing the camera over to the dogs in question---two white Samoyeds, all smiles, looking proud that they haven't made a mess today.]
I once thought I was too old to have a midlife crisis. How foolish I was! Though in hindsight, my entire scientific career of the past thirty years was one long shining example.
I have one powerful light in my life to guide me, but little else---only distant memories. I'm a little late to make a new year's resolution, but here it is: to take the risk of reaching out to the community again. I used fear and doubt as excuses to live in isolation for most of my life, and the moment my new life here hit a few snags I slipped back into that old pattern. Predictable, but disappointing.
So...hello again. I'm Emmett Brown, one of your many neighborhood mechanics...and for the thrill seekers among you, I've just restocked the hoverboards.
And I'm also seeking a brave dog-sitter, if anyone is interested. You'll be compensated well for your time, of course.
[He closes by pointing the camera over to the dogs in question---two white Samoyeds, all smiles, looking proud that they haven't made a mess today.]

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Okay, Emmett Brown, if you tell me what the hell a hoverboard is, I'll dog sit your clouds.
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Are you familiar with the concept of a skateboard? It's the same general idea, but it uses thrusters to hover above the ground instead of rolling on wheels.
Should I have Kepler demonstrate?
[The dog in question tilts his head.]
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[ yes pls explain professor kepler. ]
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His voice is soft, sympathetic.] My Mamãe always said midlife crises came from the same thing other crises came from - needing something for too long, and not having it.
I can dog-sit, if you'd like. I'm good with animals. Not as a superpower, I mean, I just kind of am, and honestly, after not getting to have pets back home, getting to hang out with dogs is basically repayment enough.
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[His expression's wistful, but positive. This does help.]
Then maybe I can bring them over to meet you, to start? But if after that you'd like one of your own I know there are plenty of opportunities to adopt. We have pets who need new homes after their owners were ported out.
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[Much as he's clueless at helping people out in this situation, he's trying his best. His expression brightens at the mention of pets.]
That sounds good. And if the people I'm housed with are fine with it, I'd love to have a dog. Or a cat, but I always get weird looks from people when I meow at them and they meow back...
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[He doesn't even care if his fangs are on full show given how excited he is and how wide-eyed and open mouthed he is at that prospect.
Even if he would probably fall right off the thing within seconds.]
And uh. I haven't had pets or anything but. Depending on timing between my studies I could try see on helping look after them for a bit?
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For you? I'll let you give the display model a spin, and if you like it it's yours.
[Fortunately it's not pink---it's a metallic blue that he's become fond of.]
And I'd definitely trust you with them. Would you like to come meet them when you're free, just to get a feel for each other?
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[....At least he has vampiric regeneration if he does -- for when he inevitably crashes on the thing. That's. Something.]
Sure! Just let me know on how much to feed them or when to walk them or whatever. If there's a particular schedule they're used to or something.
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[He is unfazed.]
They're common enough in my Earth's equivalent era, but I've been working on improving the design I'm familiar with. This one can be used to cross bodies of water---up to about the size of an river.
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You have been here for a while, correct? An exemplary imPort, even. [ you never exploded anything. Well, not that they know about ]
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Any reason you make it sound like the Lord's work to dogsit them?
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[He pets the dog in question, then pulls up a picture of the pet-shaming sign placed in front of a chewed shoe and obliviously happy dog.]
They need to be walked together. We've trained them out of pulling, but they easily become excited.
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materials to make hoverboards here?
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And yes. It's all downscaled tech from junked hover-cars.
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i'm recoverin too.
i hope you're feelin better.
so then i gotta ask
can you pretty much make anything?
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Fear and doubt may continuously pose obstacles, but the battle isn't lost until you've given up on fighting. Congratulations, stranger.
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[ Something Baelish had been guilty of doing. ]
So perhaps if you would wish to sit down for a cup of coffee sometime, Doctor Brown, it may benefit the both of us.
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I'd like that. My schedule's fairly open these days with the exception of standard school hours.
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