video;

[cutthegoofs]

[the video cuts to this face, which doesn't seem particularly pleased. he has a cockney accent when he speaks somewhat dryly.]

So, bit of a problem with all this- and by all this I mean this ah... mystery realm, let's call it. Earth? Earth. Not connected to the Astral Plane, is it! I think. Or I'm not, which-

[there's what's clearly a wolf whistle in the background, and camera turns enough to show he's at a cafe and some pair of people in the distance go 'hey there goth guy!' kravitz turns the camera back to himself with a :| face and ignores this]

Which is a wee bit of a problem. I have a theory, this is some sort of purgatory dimension and all that 'please get me out of here' wishing I was making was some monkey's paw bullshit- pardon my cockney.

[he sighs as those cat callers probably waggle their eyebrows.] If only this was a big goof.

Comments

voice;

[wizzardly]

Purgatory's a theory, I suppose, but I thought the whole point of purgatory was it's supposed to be rather boring. Sort of - grey and melancholic, you know.

This feels more like being a paper clip thrown into some mad god's catch-all drawer.

voice;

[cutthegoofs]

[.... well. that is an excellent point] Alright, you got me there. Paperclip thrown- that's a good one. [he sounds impressed??]

Next theory then, dragged by some powerful entity to perform for entertainment?

voice;

[wizzardly]

Now that feels more likely. Especially when you get a sense for what this world considers entertainment in the first place.

Unfortunately, that leaves our response to all of this a bit limited. My personal defense has been striving for boredom. I'll let you know if it ever starts working.

- Oh, I'm Rincewind, by the way. I don't think I've mentioned yet.