video;

[cutthegoofs]

[the video cuts to this face, which doesn't seem particularly pleased. he has a cockney accent when he speaks somewhat dryly.]

So, bit of a problem with all this- and by all this I mean this ah... mystery realm, let's call it. Earth? Earth. Not connected to the Astral Plane, is it! I think. Or I'm not, which-

[there's what's clearly a wolf whistle in the background, and camera turns enough to show he's at a cafe and some pair of people in the distance go 'hey there goth guy!' kravitz turns the camera back to himself with a :| face and ignores this]

Which is a wee bit of a problem. I have a theory, this is some sort of purgatory dimension and all that 'please get me out of here' wishing I was making was some monkey's paw bullshit- pardon my cockney.

[he sighs as those cat callers probably waggle their eyebrows.] If only this was a big goof.

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[youresovein]

[ well, if it's good enough for the catcallers: ]

Hey there, goth guy.

[ he can't help it. well, he could. he just doesn't want to. ]

So which is it? Purgatory, or ironic punishment for a lack of specificity in your wishes?

[cutthegoofs]

[as long as there's no wolf whistling]

The lot of you here are hung up on goth subculture, aren't you?

[at least lestat is more goth than odin. he sighs]

I'm leaning towards ironic coincidence that may or may not be the fault of trouble makers who shall not be named.

[youresovein]

Really? I would think naming them would be one of the best parts.