cutthegoofs: (3)
Kravitz ([personal profile] cutthegoofs) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-01-08 10:12 am

video;

[the video cuts to this face, which doesn't seem particularly pleased. he has a cockney accent when he speaks somewhat dryly.]

So, bit of a problem with all this- and by all this I mean this ah... mystery realm, let's call it. Earth? Earth. Not connected to the Astral Plane, is it! I think. Or I'm not, which-

[there's what's clearly a wolf whistle in the background, and camera turns enough to show he's at a cafe and some pair of people in the distance go 'hey there goth guy!' kravitz turns the camera back to himself with a :| face and ignores this]

Which is a wee bit of a problem. I have a theory, this is some sort of purgatory dimension and all that 'please get me out of here' wishing I was making was some monkey's paw bullshit- pardon my cockney.

[he sighs as those cat callers probably waggle their eyebrows.] If only this was a big goof.
craftpunk: (23)

Video

[personal profile] craftpunk 2018-01-11 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
What? A fake accent? I'm just saying...as a real and true Briton, it's a little insulting. And racist.

[ Just call him a Social Justice Warrior.

Not really.
]

As for what I am, I thought it was obvious. I'm a god.