video;

[cutthegoofs]

[the video cuts to this face, which doesn't seem particularly pleased. he has a cockney accent when he speaks somewhat dryly.]

So, bit of a problem with all this- and by all this I mean this ah... mystery realm, let's call it. Earth? Earth. Not connected to the Astral Plane, is it! I think. Or I'm not, which-

[there's what's clearly a wolf whistle in the background, and camera turns enough to show he's at a cafe and some pair of people in the distance go 'hey there goth guy!' kravitz turns the camera back to himself with a :| face and ignores this]

Which is a wee bit of a problem. I have a theory, this is some sort of purgatory dimension and all that 'please get me out of here' wishing I was making was some monkey's paw bullshit- pardon my cockney.

[he sighs as those cat callers probably waggle their eyebrows.] If only this was a big goof.

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[shittywizard]

[ He's relieved that Kravitz remembers their date, and not just because it means he's not going to be trying to Reap any of them. ]

Believe me, I'm over it! Dying sucks.

[cutthegoofs]

Tell that to your partners in death-crime. I don't think they got the same memo.

Wait, so we're all from different times, yes? Or could be, Merle was... well. Merle in explaining it. What do you remember?

[shittywizard]

Yeah, well, they're dipshits. No changing that.

[ He grins, though. ]

Well, I remember a couple bottles of Cabernet and some chilly hands.

[cutthegoofs]

I brought up the whole arm thing and regret it immensely.

[disturbing merle stuff aside, his lips quirk again.] Hard to wear gloves to cover it when you're rebelliously making bowls instead of the vases as the theme dictates. Let no one say you aren't something of a troublemaker in all areas, Taako.

And not precisely what I meant, unless the Chug'N'Squeeze is the last thing you remember.

[shittywizard]

I mean, pretty close? There was like half a day between that and my showing up here, and that's about it.

[cutthegoofs]

Ah, I see... I'm farther than you than, and Merle seems farther than that. What about Magnus Burnsides, any ideas there?

lmao i dont want to ruin the glory of the punching thread with telling when hes actually from

[shittywizard]

[ And all of a sudden, Taako looks annoyed. Clearly he's still a little miffed about the poop rock. ]

Oh, yeah, I have some idea, the dipshit.