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[ Cassandra actually used to make videos quite often...but that was back before she was a god, and back when she had a camera crew (of two people, but still). She spent a decent amount of time trying to set up her communicator to get a video with decent set-up and lighting, but nothing satisfied her. (Probably lucky. She's pale as hell at this point, and people will notice, although she hasn't realized.)

Plus, anybody who's seen her in the last day or so also knows she's in far from the greatest mood. Ooooh boy is she not. So for once she's had the foresight to start on text instead of video so she can sidestep all of that and avoid worrying about something else. ]

Two things:

1. I know some of you have been here for a while now. Are any of you studying just what's going on with all this? Compiling information on things like Lachesis, or how they're able to give anyone and and their goddamn dog superpowers? I know about what Professor Blake's been working on, but that's it. Clearly there's not much they've left obvious, but we can't have nothing if there's this many of us.

Apparently they haven't done anything to my divining. So if anyone has any items or locations they need analyzed, that's one thing we could work with.

2. There's got to be a way to quit the completely fucking ridiculous jobs they assign us, yes?

[ She said two things, but...hm. After a moment she adds something. ]

Actually.

3. Stay away from Woden. The fucker's far worse than you think. Trust me.

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It's not exactly difficult to do, you know. Somehow you can't comprehend that you've brought all this on your own fucking self.

I'm really shitty, I can certainly comprehend it.

That doesn't mean that I don'gt think that this whole "keepaway" thing isn't bullshit.
And I think it's disingenuous to keep someone from their pantheon through conjecture.

This is the absolute fucking opposite of conjecture.

[ The full thing she would say, if she was just a little more riled up and text messages weren't allowing her to take back things before sending them, is "It's not conjecture when I know I had to get my brain dead friend to the fucking hospital." Not like Woden knows that, though. ]

Besides, I don't think any of "your" Pantheon wants you around. Ever.

Until I hear otherwise, it is.

And besides, regardless, you're stuck with me. This just gives me the excuse to make you fucking miserable in a petty bid for revenge.

Or maybe I'll just be really fucking nice. That would really fuck you up, I'm sure.

I highly doubt you're ever going to hear otherwise.

And honestly? No matter which of those you do, I'm not going to fall for any of your bullshit again. I doubt anyone else will either. It seems like you've built a bit of a reputation as an irredeemable fuckwad here, too.

By giving gifts?

Yes, I'm garbage for doing that.

Judging by what I've heard of these "gifts"? Yeah. You are. It's really incredible the amount of ideas you've come up with for spreading your fuckwittery around.

I AM a genius. What did you expect?

Hopefully that you'd decided to go rot somewhere.

[ She didn't actually expect that. She just wants to insult him. ]

Trust me, when the time comes for me to try and rot underneath Yggdrasil, I'll give you a call.

Mind, that's required.

I'd rather give you an exemption on that one. A forced exemption. No matter how much I'd like to hear you're getting yours, I'd rather not hear it from your disgusting fucking mouth.

Heh.

You know as well as I do that I show up where I'm least wanted no matter what.

That's practically a fucking threat and you know it.

Like that's the worst thing I've ever done.
Clearly there's something unforgivable on the horizon. Just stack it with the rest of that.

[ This entire conversation is really bringing out his nihilism. ]

Oh, it definitely isn't.

You know, considering how many people know what kind of person you are, you realize you'd be going up against more than just the rest of the Pantheon here, yes? I can't imagine you've found a way to stop everyone.

This might surprise you: I've also found allies.

Then you've made sure they don't know shit. I'm surprised you could even keep up a facade for that long.

[ ...Although she has been getting some interesting messages from at least one person. ]

[ He swears, if it's fucking kylo ren... ]

Who said anything about a facade? I've been pure "me" since the moment I've arrived. Maybe without all your prejudices, I've been able to flourish.

[ SPOILER ALERT: it's Kylo Ren. ]

Or maybe without anyone keeping you in check you've become even more of a monster than you already were.

Heh.

I really don't think that's possible.

[ Literally. ]

Especially if whatever I did was as bad as you all make it out to be.

[ Not possible? Pfft. Fuck this guy. ] I don't think I even want to know what you mean with this fucking obtuse bullshit, do I.

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