text - organics don't interact

[knaval]

i cant believe this stupid planet made SPACE TRAVEL for some stupid reality tv show but not to leave this worthless galaxy

and that ur idiot wars are over stuff u can FIND ON OTHER PLANETS

like mayb?? think abt this? if you have time, in your 5 second long life spans

dumb stupid idiots

Comments

NO U

[carbonfrozen]

not that easy we're a resilient bunch

[Case in point: Alderaan.]

do you even know what natural selection is or are you just bringing it up as a gotcha

Re: NO U

[knaval]

i know what it is
give it a couple hundred thousand years

[carbonfrozen]

generous estimate there

just a question

someone break your heart over the last week or so??

[knaval]

no
what does that have to do with it

[carbonfrozen]

well you're on the network

complaining

about how stupid this dirtball is

when people do that and/or complain about the porter on top of it it's usually because they got their heart broken so

what was it

did they get ported out or did they break up with you or what

[knaval]

[his spark is a in a constant state of brokenness, git gud.

but this time, he's just been brainfucked into hating organics.]

NOTHING HAPPENED!!! one of my friends came in, actually!!

[carbonfrozen]

oh good for you

so this is what just a bad mood

someone screwed up your order of engine oil and gave you cooking oil instead is that it

[knaval]

no
thats not how anything works
stop being so stupid

[carbonfrozen]

I'm not being stupid I'm just trying to understand

how does WHAT work

because from where I'm standing that's what this whole thing looks like

a really bad mood

[knaval]

the oil thing!!!
think! before you speak! just once!

[carbonfrozen]

[Han could back off. He knows that. He could throw his hands up and say, well, I guess you're right, and move on with his life.

Unfortunately he's bored and also having too much fun, so he decides to keep going with the oil thing after like ten seconds of thinking before he types:]

oh that

wait did I get it wrong

did you want COOKING oil instead or OLIVE oil and instead they got you engine oil because you're not human is that it

you should be more specific what kind of oil you want

[knaval]

i am going to kill you

[carbonfrozen]

get in line kid there's already plenty who've tried

[knaval]

god i hope they succeed soon

[carbonfrozen]

don't hold your breath

[He already knows how he dies, anyway.]

[knaval]

dont breathe