( text ) » your eyes so frail, burdened with sadness; such a pure heart lost in the madness

[divaricate]

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» ID: Wanda Maximoff

helloooooooooo network -- it's Wanda again, who brought you the recent greatest hit of "chocolafte cofered espreesso beanzs".]

select 'like' if you think the porter needs to get a new hobby that doesn't involve porting out three of my family members in one month (hey february: gtfo) and you want to go get a shit load of drinks with me asap because screw this.

or select 'dislike' if you think the porter needs a new shtick.

yes, both of those boils down to ppppretty much the same point. yes, that IS the point. no, idgaf.

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[She's apparently just here to complain about February so far.]

Comments

private; audio

[the_caped_crusader]

[...]

Are you doing alright, Wanda.

private; ahahahaha she's too >:O to respond with voice

[divaricate]

imagine the biggest dumpster fire you have ever seen.

multiply it by 463.

that is me.

[the_caped_crusader]

Right. That seems substantial. [......] Is there anything I can do?

[divaricate]

I would say light the porter on fire but last time some fucks tried it, it worked out

g r e a t
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

this place needs to chill.

maybe it should be coated in ice.

[the_caped_crusader]

[Literally why did he do this. Like he's ever been good at any form of consolation.]

Hm. Well, if there's anything I can actually do, you'll let me know. [A pause.] We have a meeting at the Hall in a few days. An upcoming mission. Will you be good?

[divaricate]

okay yes.

also yes i will be there. probably gonna bring cupcakes so i can eat my feelings.

[the_caped_crusader]

Would you mind bringing a few cinnamon sugar ones with you? [Um.] I overheard Blue Beetle saying he liked them.

[No............... he likes them................]

[divaricate]

I will bring so many of those. what kind do you want?

[ >.> ]

[the_caped_crusader]

I'm fine, thanks.

[Batcode for: I'll secret eat them when no one is looking.]

[divaricate]

calories don't count in the hall of justice if that's what you're worried about

[new rule pls?]

[the_caped_crusader]

I don't think anything you've said so far is how anything works, why change now. Sure.

[divaricate]

I mean.

Well.

Has anyone ever, by chance, told you that your buzzkill meter sometimes seems to spike high?

[the_caped_crusader]

It might have come up before.

[divaricate]

ok just checking. sometimes you can't be sure with these things. i go from like 0 to 100 so everyone has issues. shrugs.

[the_caped_crusader]

I couldn't tell. [He teases.]

[divaricate]

yeah, I know -- I tend to make it super hard to tell. :3

a mystery has been solved on this day.

UN: MadMax

[beyourzoomer]

I'm sorry. [The thought of people getting sent home is...terrifying, to say the least.]

[divaricate]

I wish I could say I was used to it, because after ... less than a month shy of two years, my list of 'people I've known' is way longer than the list of 'people I know'.

😭

so, you know, if you have anyone here that you care about...

[be warned, basically]

text;

[fridgeflower]

Oh. That's sucks.

I can't do drinks, technically, but if you want to avoid a bar...

[divaricate]

*this place*.

where to instead?

[fridgeflower]

You're welcome at my apartment, if you'd like.

My roommate's got a tiny pig. Maybe we can snuggle it for a while.

[beyourzoomer]

Yeah that really sucks.

[And she super, super doesn't want to think about it.]

[divaricate]

honestly a tiny pig sounds cute as hell. definitely want to snuggle it.

[divaricate]

this place really doesn't half ass much, good or bad.

[fridgeflower]

beverages, pig snuggles, and waxing poetic about the X-men?